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Quote: Chappers @ 24th February 2014, 10:44 PM GMT

I'm not quite sure what the problem is with Hull.
They're called Hull City and their nickname is the Tigers so what's the big fuss?

The big deal is in your own sentence. They're called Hull City. That's their name.

They should just have every team wear red (lucky colour in China), be based in London (London is a "global brand") and then finish off the name with something vaguely Asia-related and fierce - Tigers, Dragons, Murdoch's Wife...

There can be few things worse in life then your team losing at half time in the Champions League and Adrian Chiles saying: 'Join us after the break for the views of Roy Keane'.

It's a bit like saying: 'Your wife has left you, let's see what sympathetic words Frankie Boyle has to say about it'.

Ha! 2-0!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th February 2014, 8:57 PM GMT

Ha! 2-0!

The second goal by Arsenal's on loan Costa Rican striker, the exotically named - Joel Campbell. Oooh the mystery, I wonder what his name means translated into English?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 25th February 2014, 9:02 PM GMT

The second goal by Arsenal's on loan Costa Rican striker, the exotically named - Joel Campbell. Oooh the mystery, I wonder what his name means translated into English?

He looks good doesn't he!

Come on Olympiakos. Let's get some more.

Quote: Chappers @ 25th February 2014, 9:09 PM GMT

He looks good doesn't he!

Yep, so we will sell him of course. :|

And Stavros is warming up.

Phew! There was me worrying they might do well in Europe.

And the commentator said something about Moyes must be confused because of the way they played against Palace.

I'm sorry but Crystal Palace can hardly be compared to the Champions League.

Oh dear, 'ow sad, never mind, lovely boys.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th February 2014, 9:55 PM GMT

Oh dear, 'ow sad, never mind, lovely boys.

:D

Shuuut Up!!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th February 2014, 9:59 PM GMT

Land of hope and glory . .

Shuuut Up!!

Manchester United manager David Moyes:

''That's the worst we've played in Europe, we didn't deserve to get anything.'

''I'm surprised, I didn't see that level of performance coming. I take responsibility, we have to play better.

'The players are hurting."

Tell you what.

£150,000 a week and I'll share the hurt.

Ronaldo: 11 goals in 6 CL games. That's disgusting.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 26th February 2014, 9:01 PM GMT

Ronaldo: 11 goals in 6 CL games. That's disgusting.

What a guy! Lovey

Quote: Ben @ 26th February 2014, 10:43 PM GMT

What a guy! Lovey

I bet he's so glad he didn't return to Old Trashford!

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