Ben is parched, so will go and down a large glass of lemon squash in a bit.
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Just found out that the woman who played Cassandra's mum in OFAH is Benedict Cumberbatches mother. I saw her in an episode of the Likely Lads a few moments ago and she was looking familiar. That started my research.
Ben is declaring today Tickle 'em Tuesday.
Sounds awfully similar to 'Sexual Harassment Sunday'.
Sex offenders registration monday
'I wasn't really wanking Wednesday"
You fools! Wednesday is Whip 'em out Wednesday!
I always liked Wednesdays.
Quote: Lee @ 25th February 2014, 8:15 AM GMT'I wasn't really wanking Wednesday"
is that what you said when they sacked you from sweeping up on the set of The Adams Family?
We all know that was what Thing was for.
seriously now I really want to kill myself but I can't get the angle right so the knife will go into my neck.
SERIOUSLY NOT A F**KING JOKE GUYS! I WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW BUT I CANT GET THE KNIFE TO GO IN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CUT YOUR CAROTID WITH A KNIFE IT CANT BE THAT HARD I JUST WANT TO BLEED TO DEATH.
Quote: Lee @ 25th February 2014, 9:48 AM GMT
NOT A FUCKING FUCKING JOKE LEE! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THE KNIFE TO GO IN?
Wiliam Purry - you need to seek some professional help if you genuinly feel like that:
honestly this is not any f**king joke - ive got the knife ready but perhaps I can hold on.