Ben is currently handwashing some of his clothes as his washing machine is very fussy about which materials it decides to wash.
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Try the delicate wash?
Quote: dellas @ 23rd February 2014, 11:38 AM GMTTry the delicate wash?
does that chat up line ever work
Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd February 2014, 12:15 AM GMTFnaar, fnaar! Yip, yip! Gibble, gibble!
Does that chat up line blaaaaa blaa
Quote: dellas @ 23rd February 2014, 11:38 AM GMTTry the delicate wash?
It's fussy as in it doesn't appear to wash some of the clothes. They come out smelling worse for some reason. All my work shirts and jeans are fine, but my gym stuff and jumpers come out a bit musty.
I'm drinking Horlicks and watching the golden girls
I'm gettin old...
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd February 2014, 9:30 PM GMTI'm drinking Horlicks and watching the golden girls
I'm gettin old...
F**k me! I'd ring the Co-op if I were you.
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd February 2014, 9:30 PM GMTwatching the golden girls
Which one do you fancy? Are you a Blanche-person or would you like a mother & daughter threesome?
Sophia
Brumm brumm!
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd February 2014, 9:44 PM GMTSophia
Brumm brumm!
Yeah, the Italian gilf!
Lee is sad that he missed the return of Scats! But wishes her well in her placement!
Been experimenting to see if I can cut a more vital one of my arteries with a knife.
Thinking about what poisonous berries I could find instead.
Sorry to depress you all - I know that I'm indestructible - I'll find a way round anything - but I would be quite happy to can it in.
wot you talking 'bout Willis?
My new radio show starts on Saturday - stay tuned for more details (whether you want them or not) 
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Saturday-Morning-PicknMix-Radio-Show/265217560183882
A heads up that that the BCG Jokefest will return and I shall aim to have that broadcast once a month.