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I didn't know there was a university there.

The Open University. (I assume?)

Ben hasn't had his hair cut for over three weeks. Need to get that rectified on Monday. Far too many greys making themselves known.

I only get my hair cut about once a year. Ben must get it done about... 17 times a year?

I have to have mine maybe once a month.

Quote: beaky @ 22nd February 2014, 5:46 PM GMT

I didn't know there was a university there.

Quote: zooo @ 22nd February 2014, 5:48 PM GMT

The Open University. (I assume?)

Yep, it's The Open University. All the undergraduate teaching is done via distance learning, but the campus in MK is home to all the research staff, and students doing PhDs.

Quote: Jack F @ 22nd February 2014, 7:09 PM GMT

the campus in MK is home to all the research staff, and students doing PhDs.

I bet you're held in wonderment and awe by the locals.

I used to sell door to door in MK, many years ago. "Hello love, we're coming round with the first aid kits again. You had one last time, didn't you? You didn't? You have to have one in the house, it's a new law, you know."

Quote: beaky @ 22nd February 2014, 8:47 PM GMT

I used to sell door to door in MK, many years ago. "Hello love, we're coming round with the first aid kits again. You had one last time, didn't you? You didn't? You have to have one in the house, it's a new law, you know."

You bastard! :O

Quote: Oldrocker @ 22nd February 2014, 8:39 PM GMT

I bet you're held in wonderment and awe by the locals.

Of course. On a weekly basis we're paraded around the town in an open-top bus. Geek

Quote: zooo @ 22nd February 2014, 6:46 PM GMT

I only get my hair cut about once a year. Ben must get it done about... 17 times a year?

I take the scissors to the edges about twice a year. Don't trust hairdressers - spawn of Satan.

Quote: Jack F @ 22nd February 2014, 9:13 PM GMT

Of course. On a weekly basis we're paraded around the town in an open-top bus. Geek

Finally, an explanation why the local football team are called the MK Dons. ;)

:D
Back of the net George.

Quote: zooo @ 22nd February 2014, 6:46 PM GMT

Ben must get it done about... 17 times a year?

Probably something like that. It's probably been slightly more in the past too. I wish I could leave it for 6 weeks or so, but it would be such a mess due to it's thickness and intense straightness. I remember going 3 months without getting it cut when I was 16 and I must have looked a f**king idiot. Of course, at the time, I thought I looked cool.

Quote: Ben @ 22nd February 2014, 11:06 PM GMT

I wish I could leave it for 6 weeks or so, but it would be such a mess due to it's thickness and intense straightness.

Fnaar, fnaar! Yip, yip! Gibble, gibble!

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