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That was a cogent, accurate description of the argument that left me more informed after reading it.

Are you feeling ok.

Although the argumentative internecine nature of this argument, make me wonder why PETA change it's name to

Wait for it.

PET-E
Ha Ha Ha Ha

Quote: sootyj @ 20th February 2014, 4:31 PM GMT

Are you feeling ok.

Not really, I find the whole thing really sexist. Two minority groups are battling over the hearts and minds of women - treating both as a product to be attained.

There is a reason PETA goes after girlies - they're more likely to be pressured, blackmailed and emotionally manipulated into animal causes and vegetarianism. And if you can't reach them on an emotional, 'look at the cute fuzzy kitten' level, use the sucker tactic of suggesting they're all ugly fatties because they enjoy the odd hamburger.

The feminists are doing themselves no favours by banning pop songs and bleating on endlessly about Rape Culture. It's bad marketing, the next generation care about celebrities, fashion and looking good, they don't want to hear about sexual assault 24-7.

So glad I'm a dude.

Quote: sootyj @ 20th February 2014, 4:33 PM GMT

Although the argumentative internecine nature of this argument, make me wonder why PETA change it's name to

Wait for it.

PET-E
Ha Ha Ha Ha

I feeling dumb in brain today - explain joke to caveman puurleeez.

PET-E would be pronounced petty.

I'm not sure PETA are particularly targeting ladies. Like most campaigning organisations they're trying to attract interest from everybody.
And men, as well as quite a lot of ladies like looking at pretty girls without clothes on.

Quote: sootyj @ 20th February 2014, 4:50 PM GMT

PET-E would be pronounced petty.

Ah, now me gets it. Check out their latest advert here -

http://www.peta.org/videos/boyfriend-went-vegan/

That one was f**ked up and I think they got in a lot of trouble.
It illustrates that they're bothered about violence against animals far more than women.

The problem is charities are every bit as vicious and competitive as any other company. Probably more so, I suspect ASDA and Tesco do more friendly cooperating than Click Sergant and Cancer research.

I mean just check this out.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2554820/I-dont-regret-saying-I-wish-I-breast-cancer-Id-better-chance-live-Star-repugnant-charity-ad-defies-death-threats.html

Quote: sootyj @ 20th February 2014, 5:49 PM GMT

It illustrates that they're bothered about violence against animals far more than women.

It is a strange message - convince your boyfriend to go vegan or only go out with vegan men and they'll shag you straight into the hospital. They know they can't sell this veggie crap to blokes, so they're going the insidious deception route. If any bloke becomes vegan because his girlfriend told him too, I'm not sure the sex would improve any - stinky veg farts not included.

Quote: sootyj @ 20th February 2014, 5:49 PM GMT

I mean just check this out.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2554820/I-dont-regret-saying-I-wish-I-breast-cancer-Id-better-chance-live-Star-repugnant-charity-ad-defies-death-threats.html

Some genius sent her a death threat on Twitter - she's only got 5 months to live.

It's a very uncomfortable truth that medical research, commercial, scientific and charitable is becoming very political/populist.

So breast cancer, leukemia (with it's kiddy association), do get a lot of money. But pancreatic which kills far more get stuffed.

And as for mental health. Psychiatric meds haven't moved on since the big break throughs in the 1950s.

The scary thing is ugly and offensive as the pancreatic campaign is, it's pretty much on the nail.

Quote: sootyj @ 20th February 2014, 4:50 PM GMT

I'm not sure PETA are particularly targeting ladies. Like most campaigning organisations they're trying to attract interest from everybody.
And men, as well as quite a lot of ladies like looking at pretty girls without clothes on.

I don't agree with everything PETA stand for

But their bread is to die for

People telling you the entire bloody story of the latest film/play they've seen. When I realised this was a family failing I stopped it right away but it's amazingly prevalent.

And re curling at the Olympics - it's NOT f**king MurdoCK CK CK!It's MurdoCH - CH - CH. Why can't the bastards get the pronunciation correct?

And teeth.

I won't bother telling you about the A-Team movie where Howling Mad Murdock goes to the dentist.

Don't know it but MurdoCH CH CH!

Feck! I Would have loved to see the Seven Of One episodes, but have no GOLD! :(

The ending of Émile Waldteufel's "The Skater's Waltz"

It's shit

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