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Thanks for explaining that. All clear now. Eh?

There is no danger that the water will overwhelm the barrier. "We've got a massive amount of room."
Head for the high ground!

There's always time for dry roasted peanuts.

Less of your perversions, please.

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:P :P

:D

A propos of a conversation some weeks ago, today I remembered to ask my dentist whether the injections given in the olden days when I was a child, were indeed cocaine and he confirmed that it was indeed the case. So I was taking cocaine at the early age of 8.

PLEASE ADD STANDARD JOKE ON SHORT LIFE EXPECTANCY AND DRUG ADDICTION IN SCOTLAND

Just a thought but. . . if 'we' don't want Scotland to break away and they do so and apply for EU membership, all the other members have to agree.

What do 'we' do then?

Dunno, but we'll probably be shit at curling afterwards.

...and tennis.

Hmm . . I can see the enormous downside of Scottish independence now.

Thanks Guys.

I have to say it's impossible to get at the truth. Both sides telling conflicting stories and trundle out experts to back them. I think Cameron's hidden agenda is to antagonise us so much we'll vote 'Yes' - England will then be Tory forever. Meanwhile all the Scottish Labour MPs are wetting themselves at the thought of losing their fat salaries (also the 'Lords'). And the Labour MSPs too - they'd be competing with the unemployed Labour MPs for selection for an independent Scottish parliament.
Here endeth the words of the Govan Oracle.

I think in the words of Churchill we have seen the end of the wars of giants and now we are amongst the squabbles of pygmies.

The idea of doing something big and passionate politically is dead. If Scotland wants independence, then f**k the UK and f**k security.

Go your own way, you may be poor for a while, the lights may go out.

But no one even wants to miss out on a pizza, let alone a holiday.

Quote: Nil Putters @ 19th February 2014, 8:51 PM GMT

Dunno, but we'll probably be shit at curling afterwards.

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