Quote: Oldrocker @ 16th February 2014, 11:57 AM GMTA not to be missed story in today's Daily Mail . .
Could the smell of your EARWAX reveal where you've been, what you've eaten and even if you are gay?
No.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,453
Hang on....
*smells earwax*
Ok
According to The Mail, I'm a bi-sexual transvestite and I've just been down the chip shop
F**k me , it works !!
Quote: Ben @ 16th February 2014, 10:46 AM GMThttp://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/russian-satellite-kosmos1220-to-crash-to-earth-today-with-very-real-danger-to-populated-areas-9131743.html
Why is it they just don't let these drift off into space? Or get them to self destruct in space? Will the space agencies receive a littering fine?!
Heh heh. They cannot..
The satellites are not travelling at escape velocity; for them to completely leave Earth you would need to accelerate them with more fuel, but there is no fuel left usually.
I saw this incredibly important news story and immediately thought of Oldrocker. I would like to hear his opinions on this late breaking story of national interest -
http://news.yahoo.com/swiss-fighters-grounded-during-hijacking-outside-office-hours-182241347.html
I think I might just invade Switzerland as it's outside of office hours.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 18th February 2014, 12:51 PM GMTI saw this incredibly important news story and immediately thought of Oldrocker. I would like to hear his opinions on this late breaking story of national interest -
Oldrocker is getting his priorities right by following this breaking story instead!
Look at the ground breaking revelations . .
She showed Arthur a good time by giving him a joyride in her shopping trolley
The actress pushed her cart around in a multitude of directions during her adventure
The actress got ready to bundle her boy into the baby seat so she could continue her journey
Does Tony Blair worry that everybody considers him an arsehole? Probably not as he's too busy making more and more money. Obviously pills are the answer to how he sleeps at night.
Does Tony Blair worry that everybody considers him an arsehole? Probably not as he's too busy making more and more money. Obviously pills are the answer to how he sleeps at night.
Quote: sootyj @ 19th February 2014, 1:01 AM GMThttp://news.yahoo.com/swiss-fighters-grounded-during-hijacking-outside-office-hours-182241347.html
I think I might just invade Switzerland as it's outside of office hours.
It's dark now as well and Gordon Bennett is offline . . shhh . .
http://news.sky.com/story/1214174/pussy-riot-beaten-with-horsewhips-in-sochi
The Pussy Riot girls have been beaten with horsewhips in Sochi when they tried to do a little pop song about Putin raping babies or something.
As shocking as this is, it did provide the best news related laugh I've had in a while. Someone on Facebook put the story up with a single word: 'Disgusting' and some wag replied 'Yeah, I know, pink with yellow'.
Much better then my own Pussy Whipped effort.
Piers Morgan's CNN show has been cancelled after three years for low ratings. I still hadn't quite got my head around the fact that someone had given him a show in the first place.
One glimmer of hope to those worrying that this means he'll be coming back here:
"However, the 48-year-old is expected to stay with the news channel in another capacity."
I'm guessing most Yanks thought it was a DVD commentary on Downtown Abbey
Harold Ramis (Egon from Ghostbusters) has died, aged 69. 
R.I.P.
So sad.
Loved his Groundhog Day...and of course Ghostbusters and Stripes.