Quote: lofthouse @ 15th February 2014, 1:10 PM GMTAmen
Those tax dodging immoral bastards f**kkn rule
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Ben is propped up in bed with a hot water bottle soothing his back.
I'm in a karaoke box in Malaysia, being made to sing Last Christmas..
How has it come to this?
Quote: SimonWing @ 15th February 2014, 3:37 PM GMTI'm in a karaoke box in Malaysia, being made to sing Last Christmas..
How has it come to this?
Because sometimes dreams can come true.
Attempting sort out everything I need for holiday (four days to go!). Haven't got very far, I've got a large pile on my suitcase and more of mess than when I started. So now I'm watching This Is Jinsy and hoping the magic elves come clean up for me while I'm sleeping.
Ben is itching. He suspects it's down to all the painkilers he's downed in the last 24 hours. He's got no pain now, just an itch.
You haven't been with any 'new' girlfriends recently have you Ben?
Might be an itchy nose if he's been with Nigella.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 17th February 2014, 12:10 AM GMTYou haven't been with any 'new' girlfriends recently have you Ben?
That feels more like burning.
If he pisses in a clear glass jar, and there's little cotton-like bits in it, get down to the notty-clinic for some antibiotics.
As of three weeks ago, I'm an expert. Bloody Burmese ex-gf 
Quote: Oldrocker @ 17th February 2014, 12:10 AM GMTYou haven't been with any 'new' girlfriends recently have you Ben?
Not that I'm aware of, but I did get drunk the other weekend, so who knows?
I would say try Horlicks- Jesus the bastard bent knife, fork,spoon, no way was the mix shifting?.... its perfect cement mix for your drive?, or cement for wall?..... try to shift last years tin= dangerous guys!! Why??...
It was whorelicks that got Ben into trouble in the first place.
Ben is aghast at these accusations.
Quote: Ben @ 17th February 2014, 1:59 PM GMTBen is aghast at these accusations.
How's your flabber coping?
Despite her best efforts, Jennie still doesn't understand the rules of Curling. Why all that vigorous sweeping?