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I've never bought frozen fruit; never crossed my mind. What do you buy?

Doesn't it make the porridge go cold?

Laughing out loud

Quote: George Kaplan @ 15th February 2014, 2:43 PM GMT

I've never bought frozen fruit; never crossed my mind. What do you buy?

Doesn't it make the porridge go cold?

No the porridge makes the fruit go hot

more like bags of frozen berries

obviously this wonder technology hasn't reached Switzerland yet

Quote: sootyj @ 15th February 2014, 3:17 PM GMT

No the porridge makes the fruit go hot

more like bags of frozen berries

obviously this wonder technology hasn't reached Switzerland yet

I might be the Toblerone Kid, but I ain't from Switzerland. :D

Quote: sootyj @ 15th February 2014, 2:36 PM GMT

I stir in frozen fruit

Yeah, very nice too. Or raisins or sultanas.

Galaxy Cookie Crumble. Nowhere near as good as the Nut Crunch.

Dare I say it? Porridge is yet another thing I loathe. I've tried and tried to eat it because it's good for you but the texture is revolting.

What do you expect? It's creamy goo!

Quote: keewik @ 15th February 2014, 4:11 PM GMT

I've tried and tried to eat it because it's good for you but the texture is revolting.

You need to stop adding all those woodchippings and gravel Keewik.

Quote: George Kaplan @ 15th February 2014, 2:43 PM GMT

I've never bought frozen fruit; never crossed my mind. What do you buy?

Doesn't it make the porridge go cold?

Same as Sootyj said. They do bags and plastic cartons in the frozen section of supermarkets, near the icecream, mixed berries, summer fruits etc. Yum.

Quote: keewik @ 15th February 2014, 4:11 PM GMT

Dare I say it? Porridge is yet another thing I loathe. I've tried and tried to eat it because it's good for you but the texture is revolting.

Oh dear Alex Salmond won't let you live in his republic if you don't like porridge

Porridge thick enough to stand the spoon up in, allowed to go slightly cold, with milk and honey, is the food of the gods.

Nope

I asked God

He said its gross

And anyone who eats it is a big stupid fool

His words

Not mine

Quote: lofthouse @ 15th February 2014, 6:50 PM GMT

Nope

I asked God

He said its gross

And anyone who eats it is a big stupid fool

His words

Not mine

He was manifesting in my pot noodle

Which was curry flavoured

So I assume he's a Muslim

So I'm going to explode my underpants at the Bingo

It's probably an abomination

Still manifesting in snack food, your God's a big fat bloater.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 15th February 2014, 4:23 PM GMT

You need to stop adding all those woodchippings and gravel.

Actually that would probably improve the texture.

Quote: sootyj @ 15th February 2014, 4:39 PM GMT

Oh dear Alex Salmond won't let you live in his republic if you don't like porridge

I don't like Whisky, haggis or turnip either. I'm a failure as a Scot. Though I do like Gregg's cheese and onion pasties.

Greggs are more English than fellating Prince Philip whilst the Queen beats out rule Britannia on your bottom with a copy of the Daily Mail.

Not that I'd know...

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