Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 13th February 2014, 9:16 PM GMT*cancels blowjob for Nil*
With brown sauce?
Saucy.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 13th February 2014, 9:16 PM GMT*cancels blowjob for Nil*
With brown sauce?
Saucy.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 14th February 2014, 11:44 PM GMTOn the news thread, I talk about things in the news, on the things that piss me off thread, I talk about things that piss me off.
You would have a point if I went on the Cats thread and said: 'Cats are dumb and you are dumb', but I don't. Coming onto a thread where people are expected to vent their ire and then admonishing them for venting their ire is somewhat perplexing behaviour.
Fair enough.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 14th February 2014, 7:02 PM GMTI'm sorry if I'm spoiling the collective vegetarian, non-smoking, bicycle riding, animal loving, anti-gun, pro-feminist, coffee drinking, anti-hunting, tin can recycling, pro-immigration, Nelson Mandela worshipping, anti-fracking, gay marriage championing, atheist loving, occupy and reclaim the streets world
I wonder if anyone here is all those things?
Certainly not! I don't like coffee.
And I'm far too scared of bikes.
I'm anti-hunting.
Quote: Lee @ 15th February 2014, 1:06 AM GMTFair enough.
Groovy. Friends again?
Quote: Nogget @ 15th February 2014, 10:11 AM GMTI wonder if anyone here is all those things?
Make it a competition, see how many you can tick off.
Why does RCPs clock only go tock
Because he's always ticking it off
Why did RCP get arrested for public nudity
Because he's always ticking things off
Why does RCPs Indian restaurant only serve korma
Because the tikkas always off
Quote: sootyj @ 15th February 2014, 2:55 PM GMTWhy does RCPs clock only go tock
Because he's always ticking it offWhy did RCP get arrested for public nudity
Because he's always ticking things offWhy does RCPs Indian restaurant only serve korma
Because the tikkas always off
In Ireland, I'm known as Mr. Tick.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th February 2014, 2:50 PM GMTI'm anti-hunting.
What did your mums sister ever do to you
Quote: sootyj @ 15th February 2014, 2:57 PM GMTWhat did your mums sister ever do to you
Don't sound so bad as saying I''m pro hunting.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 15th February 2014, 2:56 PM GMTIn Ireland, I'm known as Mr. Tick.
Why didn't RCP buy a watch battery
because it' a windup
Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th February 2014, 3:01 PM GMTDon't sound so bad as saying I''m pro hunting.
Ah the sport Stephen Wright got a silver for England in, in the sociopath games
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 15th February 2014, 2:52 PM GMTGroovy. Friends again?
It's lovers or nothing with me.
Quote: Lee @ 15th February 2014, 3:15 PM GMTIt's lovers or nothing with me.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th February 2014, 2:50 PM GMTI'm anti-hunting.
I'm Good Will Hunting.