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RCP, I've said before - you've some bloody sad/weird Facebook friends. You really need to cull the crap.

Quote: Lee @ 14th February 2014, 7:29 PM GMT

I'm really not sure why you need to add that second paragraph though? To me some of your rants are "Old Man Yells At Cloud" but layers it with every type of person in hopes to get a response from someone. It's a pretty cheap tactic IMO. Sweeping statements about people, some of use can tick one of The things you list and then it gets a bit personal.

It only gets personal if someone actually believes in that list, but if they're just paying lip service in an attempt to 'fit in' or go with the crowd and I point it out, that's when it gets upsetting. It exposes their weak willed duplicitousness and no one likes to be held up as a fraud or a sheep.

Your suggestion that I treat the women on the BCG differently from the men is absurd, I treat everyone with the same amount of respect - admittedly it's not a lot of respect - but everyone gets the same amount. I could lie, patronise them, give them a pat on the head or just go along with them for a quiet life, but I find that kind of interaction incredibly sexist.

Your desire to conform and have everyone else conform to avoid any kind of social friction is admirable to an extent, but it's ultimately a charade. Singling me out because I have a different opinion to the crowd and disregarding my views as 'Old Man Yells At Cloud' is a pretty cheap tactic IMO.

And yes, I am a nice person in real life. :)

Quote: keewik @ 14th February 2014, 9:20 PM GMT

RCP, I've said before - you've some bloody sad/weird Facebook friends. You really need to cull the crap.

I can't, despite their obvious flaws, they are decent human beings.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 14th February 2014, 8:29 PM GMT

Wouldn't work, RC gets really fractious if he's not tucked up by 7.30 and his colic is playing up something rotten at the minute.

:D

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 14th February 2014, 9:38 PM GMT

And yes, I am a nice person in real life. :)

I can't, despite their obvious flaws, they are decent human beings.

:D

I'm sure you are a good person in real life (Wouldn't waste time on this post otherwise) but I don't think you're very happy. Maybe you need to cut the dead wood out of your life.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 14th February 2014, 9:38 PM GMT

It only gets personal if someone actually believes in that list, but if they're just paying lip service in an attempt to 'fit in' or go with the crowd and I point it out, that's when it gets upsetting. It exposes their weak willed duplicitousness and no one likes to be held up as a fraud or a sheep.

Ok with this one every now and then you've dug up a slightly lame story on Israel, pretty clearly with the aim of baiting me. Because well I'm the only vaguely Zionist person here.

Who am I trying to fit in with. If I'm espousing a view that a few people don't agree with and most people don't care about.

How am I duplicative, I assume by that you mean I hypocritically espouse a view I don't actually believe.

Do you think I actually contribute to Hamas secretly and throw stones at the Israeli embassy.

If you mean what you're saying, I don't believe your convincing yourself.

Again, you're labeling me with your own labels. "You are like this" "You are like that" "it's not my fault your are a weak person". I can't see any wit in these types of posts and any observation I've heard from you, I've heard before from comedians who present it in a much better way.

What is this crowd/sheep you keep trying to separate yourself from? It's really hypocritical. "I only shout this stuff online and don't do it in real life". Why, why are you conforming like that? Why is it okay to wind people up online? We are all here, in a social setting, we're practically hanging out together down at the bcg bar.

I know you're exaggeratting, if I thought you were serious, I'm not sure I'd bother even questioning it. I'd just think you were another loon. But I know you're a decent fella, we have a laugh together.

I just don't get why you want to aggravate a group who would want to embrace you here. Again, not saying you're wrong and this is what makes you you and why you're popular. It just baffles me, the inconsistency and hyprocicy of it all. And I'm only mentioning it because you bring up quite sensitive topics. (Not saying they shouldn't be talked about!!!)

I'm not saying this as a mod, not trying to repress your style. I am just questioning it... Something which I think you'd appreciate.

People have started rambling on about Steak and Blowjob Day again and, I believe, that some of them think it's an official thing. Now, I like steak and I've nothing against blowjobs, but I'll have them both on my terms thanks. I also get even more enraged by the women who see it as some sort of matriarchal duty and can't see they're crushing themselves with sexism.

You're a nice guy and all RCP, but every now and then if I realise someone's actively trying to piss me off.

For no appreciable reason then that's going to annoy me in and of it's self.

Quote: Ben @ 14th February 2014, 10:31 PM GMT

People have started rambling on about Steak and Blowjob Day again and, I believe, that some of them think it's an official thing. Now, I like steak and I've nothing against blowjobs, but I'll have them both on my terms thanks. I also get even more enraged by the women who see it as some sort of matriarchal duty and can't see they're crushing themselves with sexism.

Isn't this what Jesus died for? And then a few days later he was born again and ate pancakes or something?

Either way, steak and pancakes! And blowjobs.

Lee settle my brain are you no longer vegetarian.

Quote: Lee @ 14th February 2014, 10:34 PM GMT

Isn't this what Jesus died for? And then a few days later he was born again and ate pancakes or something?

Either way, steak and pancakes! And blowjobs.

I know you're exaggeratting, if I thought you were serious, I'm not sure I'd bother even questioning it. I'd just think you were another loon. But I know you're a decent fella, we have a laugh together.

Quote: Ben @ 14th February 2014, 10:36 PM GMT

I know you're exaggeratting, if I thought you were serious, I'm not sure I'd bother even questioning it. I'd just think you were another loon. But I know you're a decent fella, we have a laugh together.

:D

But do you have steak and blowjobs together.

Both are rare!

Quote: Lee @ 14th February 2014, 10:38 PM GMT

Both are rare!

And bloody.

Quote: Lee @ 14th February 2014, 10:29 PM GMT

Why, why are you conforming like that? Why is it okay to wind people up online? We are all here, in a social setting, we're practically hanging out together down at the bcg bar.

On the news thread, I talk about things in the news, on the things that piss me off thread, I talk about things that piss me off.

You would have a point if I went on the Cats thread and said: 'Cats are dumb and you are dumb', but I don't. Coming onto a thread where people are expected to vent their ire and then admonishing them for venting their ire is somewhat perplexing behaviour.

I post on maybe three threads regularly out of the entire BCG. Obviously my voice carries but I am no more or no less passive-aggressive then anyone else on here.

Why do I not speak to people the same way in a face to face situation? Because that would make me a psychopath.

Quote: keewik @ 14th February 2014, 10:12 PM GMT

but I don't think you're very happy.

I'm fairly content really. Life could be better, but everyone says that. I'm certainly a lot more chipper then a lot of folks. Regularly ranting stops life's bullcrap from piling up - it's very cathartic.

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