I've bought sliced mushrooms on holiday. There's more to my life than slicing bloody (or even unbloody) mushrooms.
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Quote: keewik @ 12th February 2014, 10:22 PM GMTI've bought sliced mushrooms on holiday.
Par-tay!
Shall I look back on the previous page and see what these comments pertain to?
Or not!
I think the rule is when OR is top of the page you don't go back.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 12th February 2014, 10:31 PM GMTS!
I think the rule is when OR is top you don't go back.
saucy
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 12th February 2014, 10:31 PM GMTShall I look back on the previous page and see what these comments pertain to?
Or not!I think the rule is when OR is top of the page you don't go back.
Which is all the f**kin' while !!
Quote: sootyj @ 12th February 2014, 10:14 PM GMTWellthat's kinda different.
I mean it's like people who get mobility scooters because they're lazy.
Fair enough. They are fun though!
The people the scooters or all 3,
Just saw an advert for the BBC's latest piece of shit - a second series of PG Wodehouse's Blandings. Landed gentry: check, period costumes: check, inoffensive and uncontroversial material: check, the same old faces: check.
It clashes nicely with their other great effort WPC 56, an exciting combination of Heartbeat and Call The Midwife. 
Who watches this cack?
Quote: sootyj @ 12th February 2014, 11:29 PM GMTThe people the scooters or all 3,
At the same time, yes!
(My) Bloody Valentines. 
It's already started to creep in on Facebook and the news a good 24 hours early. Must now prepare for the onslaught of -
'You stole my internal organs'
'I love you more then the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death...itself'
And -
'Mr. Whiffy-woo wants to send all his lovey dove to his special Fluffy Squee-Squee' - Mr. Whiffy-woo is 53 years old and works the bolt gun in an abattoir.
Oops, nearly forgot to rush out and purchase some rapidly decaying plant life, diabetic poison and a shiny rock for my special lady - 'Hooker No-wakey-wakey-anymore'.
Aw shucks I'll send you a valentines card RCP.
Who else here harbours something between indifference and hated for Valentines Day? I've yet to meet a man who likes it.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 13th February 2014, 6:37 PM GMT(My) Bloody Valentines.
It's already started to creep in on Facebook and the news a good 24 hours early. Must now prepare for the onslaught of -
'You stole my internal organs'
'I love you more then the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death...itself'
And -
'Mr. Whiffy-woo wants to send all his lovey dove to his special Fluffy Squee-Squee' - Mr. Whiffy-woo is 53 years old and works the bolt gun in an abattoir.
Oops, nearly forgot to rush out and purchase some rapidly decaying plant life, diabetic poison and a shiny rock for my special lady - 'Hooker No-wakey-wakey-anymore'.
*cancels flowers*
Fungus
Quote: Nogget @ 13th February 2014, 6:48 PM GMTI've yet to meet a man who likes it.
Tried the Castro?