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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 84

Quote: roscoff @ 10th February 2014, 8:39 AM GMT

I've been sacked by my own team. Fair do's, that was a f**king awful weekend!

:) About time there was a manager sacking around here. Your team phoned me up just now, we're discussing terms.

Here's what's wrong with this game, Screzny let in 5 and got 2 pts, Puncheon also got 2 pts for helping his team win 3-1. Eh? Eh?

Quote: Splodge @ 10th February 2014, 8:16 AM GMT

How was I supposed to know "Stevan Jovetic" even existed?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Badge @ 10th February 2014, 10:02 AM GMT

It's touching how many are trying to join the mini league at the bottom. One-time leader Rob H has been trying for weeks.

Actually, Rob's been MIA since Boxing Day.

We may need to rescue him from zooo's flat.

Quote: Rob H @ 26th December 2013, 12:03 PM GMT

I had a very odd dream that I was at a party at zooo's flat. I had no idea who zooo was, only that she was there. My friends also kept turning up. Incidentally, if anyone wants to pop in, zooo lives above a chemist's in New Malden, though she has a view over Wandsworth Bridge from her roof terrace.

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(On a more serious note, hope you're okay, buddy.)

Badge is breathing down my neck.

And he's not far behind me in the league, either.

Need to have a quick tinker tonight. Ivanovic in methinks. Captaincy back to Suarez.

Dithering more than usual. Late fitness tests, team selection/rotation, crappy form by *Star Signings* are all swirling around my brain right now. Damned if I do/Damned if I don't! Will squander a free transfer if I don't do something. Gah!

Quote: George Kaplan @ 11th February 2014, 1:40 PM GMT

Dithering more than usual. Late fitness tests, team selection/rotation, crappy form by *Star Signings* are all swirling around my brain right now. Damned if I do/Damned if I don't! Will squander a free transfer if I don't do something. Gah!

All this while breathing down my neck.

One word: Borini.

He's lost his sheen.

Damn it! I fell right into Badge's trap, and reverse jinxed Borini.

Made some changes. Probably shouldn't as I didn't get around to it last week and left Skrtel and Sterling in. That was a stroke of luck, so expect it to all go tits-up tonight now I've changed things around.

Gone with Mirallas and Rodriguez for Oscar and Gary Hooper respectively (so expect both of them to do wonders tonight/tomorrow). Also had a massive internal management discussion with myself, resulting in arguments and a big, girly strop before deciding to with Rodriguez over Lambert. So the smart money's on Lambert.

Games tonight and tomorrow, lest people forget.

Dan

Quote: Badge @ 11th February 2014, 1:47 PM GMT

All this while breathing down my neck.

One word: Borini.

Wave Fabio.

I see we both captained defenders this Gameweek. What are the chances of that happening etc?

Mr Splodge has had the best night, with 25 pts from 2 defenders. Congrats!

Can people with shit defenders please refrain from getting monster scores please.

I have Baines and Kolarov and get nothing but 1s and 2s out of the f**kers and it's quite griping.

Thank you very much.

^This^

Went for Cahill instead of Ivanovic last night. Bollocks.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ 12th February 2014, 10:10 AM GMT

Can people with shit defenders please refrain from getting monster scores please.

I have Baines and Kolarov and get nothing but 1s and 2s out of the f**kers and it's quite griping.

Thank you very much.

I quite agree. James Collins nearly dumped Man U out of the FA cup last season with two headed goals but I doubt that's why Steve and Splodge bought him. I toyed with buying a West Ham defender but the 'sensible' choice would have been Reid.

As for Baines, I was chuffed to my bollocks when I bought him but he got me nowt. As did Hazard, Aguero and Erikson. It's all about timing.

You need to get rid of Kolarov, though G - I doubt he'll see any more game time in a team that needs to tighten up at the back.

Quote: Ben @ 12th February 2014, 12:42 PM GMT

Went for Cahill instead of Ivanovic last night. Bollocks.

Good choice. Ivanovic will be back on the Bench when Terry's fit.

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