Status report Page 5,540
Quote: Lee @ 11th February 2014, 11:35 AM GMTYou should have just brought a torch with you.
Quote: Badge @ 11th February 2014, 11:47 AM GMTThanks for shearing.
There's no pulling the wool over Ben's eyes. No, siree! Today's youngsters don't cut it!
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George wonders why Lee has changed his nice avatar, and if he would consider bringing it back again due to *public demand*? 
Quote: George Kaplan @ 11th February 2014, 12:16 PM GMTGeorge wonders why Lee has changed his nice avatar, and if he would consider bringing it back again due to *public demand*?
Put a quid in the slot. 
Ben has to admit that he was thrown by Lee's avatar last night.
You were thrown by a tortoise?
Public demand is building! 
We want open-mouthed Lee back, waiting for someone to insert a sandwich!
A 'BLT'?, bring back Lee today!
Quote: beaky @ 11th February 2014, 12:52 PM GMTWe want open-mouthed Lee back, waiting for someone to insert a.......
Well it was a very handsome monkey
Lee's not budging... yet.
Excited to remember that I had a bag of toffees in my work bag...only to remember that I took it out and put in the kitchen cupboard a couple of days ago. 
Your memory was correct in regards to the fact that you "HAD" the toffees in your work bag.
Quote: George Kaplan @ 11th February 2014, 2:05 PM GMTLee's not budging... yet.
I'll mule it over...
Quote: Lee @ 11th February 2014, 2:09 PM GMTI'll mule it over...
George is satisfied with his first day as campaign manager for the Real ALee Campaign.
Ben just got in his car and the moment he opened the door an alarm went off across the road. Despite knowing the alarm was not related to opening his car door he felt quite anxious that others would think it was. He is shaken, but will recover.
Quote: Ben @ 11th February 2014, 2:28 PM GMTBen just got in his car and the moment he opened the door an alarm went off across the road. Despite knowing the alarm was not related to opening his car door he felt quite anxious that others would think it was. He is shaken, but will recover.
Condensed version: Ben was alarmed.