The new adventures of bear poo.
It's crap.
Worst idea for a sitcom Page 5
The Way The Bookie Crumbles
About a delapidated Ladbrookes.
Scindlers wist, can Oscar stop playing cards long enough to save the Jews
Scindlers hissed, Oscar Schindler has to double as a martyr, and snake charmer
Schndler jist, the inarticulate her of the holocaust struggles to get his point across
Quote: ian_w @ February 21, 2008, 8:36 PMThe Way The Bookie Crumbles
About a delapidated Ladbrookes.
Again it's too good, and to producable
The way the cookie crumbled, about the said fall from grace of the cookies monster.....
Quote: Tuumble @ February 21, 2008, 8:34 PMThe new adventures of bear poo.
It's crap.
To improve structurally on that joke, perhaps:
The new adventures of bear poo.
Oh no, that idea's crap.
Maybe. That's just my view though...
Poo bear is crap, but Rupert the bear is a wanker
he just is in his f**king check, running around the daily express, what a sc**thorpe.
I think the worst idea would be a sitcom based on a carer for the terminaly ill. Or even the doctor that delivers the news.
I suppose you could make it very dark.
*Brings up word & starts to type first epy*
Bad carer 1 9
Jen
Oh my God I can’ believe he died, I mean I know he was 93, but it’s still such a shock
Steve
I know in a care home like this, these things happen, I had the privilege to hear his last words. He shared his final message with me.
Jen
What did he say?
Steve
Arrgggghhhhhh
Jen
That’s just horrible, how could you.
Steve
Ok, joke in poor taste, what he actually said was.Don’t do it, I promise I won’t tell any one.
Jen
That’s it I’m putting in a complaint.
Steve
Could you please only I’m trying to get the sack, so I can go back on the dole
Any one want to see the sequel?
Haha these are really funny. I especially liked the Apocalypse Now sitcom.
How about this:
Medomalacuphobia
Dave is scared of loosing his erection.... every day! With a hectic job, two kids and pet ferrite can Dave'keep it up'?! Find out Monday's at 10 on FOX.
Bad Carer 2
San
I’m sorry to hear about my father’s death, I mean 89 is a good old age.
Steve
We all loved him he was such a special man, he was always wise, rather than old, kind, and gentle
San
That’s good to hear, he was a good man.
Steve
A good man, and a very attractive man.
San
I beg your pardon.
Steve
Gorgeous man, and what an arse. Like two hard boiled eggs in a handkerchief.
San
How did he die?
Steve
Sat down on a mop to fast, with his trousers down.
San
That’s not funny I’m putting in a complaint.
Steve
Could you please I’m trying to get sacked, so I can go back on the dole.
The Maths Party
All the different functions go to a party, you know sinx, cosx, lnx, they're all there. It's the worst idea for a sitcom though because the star, e^x, is feeling grumpy and when asked to come and integrate with the others, he just says 'it wont make any difference'.
Little joke for the Maths nerds out there...
Thats funny even though I don't understand it at all
Bye dee bye
Like hidee hi, but they kill the campers, and eat them
How Green was my Willy?
Follows the mishaps of everyday life at an inner-city STD clinic.
So good you'll want the to clap
It could have a rural follow up,
The green green arse of home.
Dr Hugh
A sitcom set in a sleepy Yorkshire village concerning the doings of a time-travelling doctor called Hugh