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"Schindler's Fist"

Comedy-Drama. Picks up the life of Oscar Schindler after the film ended and follows his descent into gay porn movies.

"Schindler's Pissed"

Comedy-Drama. Picks up the life of Oscar Schindler after the film ended and follows his descent into alcoholism.

Tony Soprano meets up with Don Corleone they form a humerous folk combo, and always wear thick weave cotton, trousers and jackets, whislt on the run from the Feds.

Flight of the Don's chords.

I thank you

"Schindler's Wrist"

Comedy-Drama. Picks up the life of Oscar Schindler after the film ended and follows his descent into habitual wanking.

"Schindler's Twist"

Horror, as his cock comes off in his hand.

"Schindler's Cyst"

Comedy-Drama. Picks up the life of Oscar Schindler after the film ended and follows his struggle with an anal carbuncle.

Scindlers twist, can he pesuade the Nazi's to switch the final solution for a dance off?

Mine Kampf ground, Hitler just wants to set up a cheery holiday tent park, whilst Himmler insists on using it for genocide. Barbara Windsor loses her bra, but we don't see her tits.

"Schindler's Diss"

Oscar goes round dissrespectin' people.

"Schindler's List 2 - Electric Boogaloo" -

Hip Hop sequel with breakdancing.

(courtesy Kev Bishop)

Power point Pierrepoint

Executioner Pierrepoint gives corporate training, after losing his job as an executioner. How ever he always ends up hanging some one in a hilarious but bizarre advert.

"Schindler's Missed!"

Oscar misses an open goal in the last minute of the FA Cup Final.

Sorry Perry - fink I hijacked your idea! :D

I'll stop now

Schindler's Mist

A terrible mist descends upon the town and no one can see what's going on.

The End

The new adventures of poo bear.

Brian Blessed is a big hairy gay guy into scat play.

I thnk that's it - there are no other 1-syllable words that end in "ist". Booo!

Bends

4 wacky and annoying new yorkers get caught on a submarine, and die horribly of oxygen narcosis

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