Quote: Lee @ 7th February 2014, 1:12 PM GMTOooh Ben, please label your post NSFW! I very nearly rubbed myself raw at the thought of cheese shopping!
(Had to Google it first though.)
Quote: Lee @ 7th February 2014, 1:12 PM GMTOooh Ben, please label your post NSFW! I very nearly rubbed myself raw at the thought of cheese shopping!
(Had to Google it first though.)
The BCG is a board full of cheese lovers.
Tuumble has just remembered that after popping back to the flat last night to pick up the post he took a tasty smoked cheese from the fridge to his lady's house with the thought of some cheese and biscuits.
This cheese is still in a carrier bag in the hall having been nowhere near a fridge since 7pm last night.
Quote: Tuumble @ 7th February 2014, 2:24 PM GMT...he took a tasty smoked cheese from the fridge to his lady's house...
You are king of innuendo and I claim my £5.
Quote: Ben @ 7th February 2014, 2:18 PM GMTThe BCG is a board full of cheese lovers.
A cheese smorgasboard indeed!
(Though I'm allergic! No pizza for nearly 20 years now.)
Quote: George Kaplan @ 7th February 2014, 3:00 PM GMTA cheese smorgasboard indeed!
(Though I'm allergic! No pizza for nearly 20 years now.)
You do know you can have pizza without cheese these days?
Quote: dannyjb1 @ 7th February 2014, 3:09 PM GMTYou do know you can have pizza without cheese these days?
It's called a damp slice of Mother's Pride.
Quote: beaky @ 7th February 2014, 3:50 PM GMTIt's called a damp slice of Mother's Pride.
Quote: Badge @ 7th February 2014, 2:34 PM GMTYou are king of innuendo and I claim my £5.
Hey Beaky hwo does your mum introduce you to your girl friends
Quote: beaky @ 7th February 2014, 3:50 PM GMTIt's called a damp slice of Mother's Pride.
That doesn't help does it
Quote: Tuumble @ 7th February 2014, 2:24 PM GMTTuumble has just remembered that after popping back to the flat last night to pick up the post he took a tasty smoked cheese from the fridge to his lady's house with the thought of some cheese and biscuits.
This cheese is still in a carrier bag in the hall having been nowhere near a fridge since 7pm last night.
Tuumble did you had your sausage out all last night, but its ok for your date, on account of some one smoking it
Quote: dannyjb1 @ 7th February 2014, 9:49 AM GMTEver had a 'Did I really just have that conversation moment?'.
For whatever reason, I can't remember possibly something pretentious, we were, at work, discussing the old infinite time, infinite monkey, complete works of Shakespeare quote, when someone in the office piped up. "They've done that and it isn't true." the dialog continued thusly.
"They got an infinite amount of monkeys?"
"Yep."
"Where did they get them from?"
"I don't know but they did the experiment in Germany I think."
"And they did this for an infinite amount of time."
"About 3 months."
"You do know what infinite means?"
"Yep, so that quote is wrong they proved it."At which point I bailed out, and now it just seems like something I MUST have dreamt, surely.
At least 14 years ago, I wrote the following program based on the Monkeys can write Shakespeare theme. You could try it out, but it needs QBASIC.EXE which not many computers have on their systems anymore.
REM: The meaning of life and shakespeare.
REM: By some miracle, this program, which simulates lots of
REM: monkeys typing at lots of typewriters, seems to produce
REM: the text of "A Midsummer's Night Dream".REM Author Bill Williams. (billwill@cix.compulink.co.uk)
REM set number of lines.
1 l% = 108 PRINT
9 PRINT10 r = RND(-13!)
15 S$ = "osrabnsr.owgotp.the.one.free.soul.is.calm..lnaaaaa"
16 S$ = S$ + "a.aaa.aaaiaa.b.cgiccmcddddddde.e..e.ieeeoeeeeeeeee"
17 S$ = S$ + "ee.fff.gc.hihph.hheiihic.ii.ii.iijkuwl.l.lll.mmmmm"
18 S$ = S$ + ".nhannnn.nn.nn.oi..oooo.o.ooooh.ppq.r.rrrxgrrrrrss"
19 S$ = S$ + "s.sts.ss..s.t.t@ttotttttlttttbuuluvvwwlwxyyyz....."
20 S$ = S$ + "....."30 FOR I = 1 TO l% STEP 1
40 FOR j = 1 TO 72 STEP 1
50 c% = INT(RND * (256 + 1))
54 A$ = LEFT$(S$, c%)
56 A$ = RIGHT$(A$, 1)
60 PRINT A$;
80 NEXT j
90 PRINT
100 NEXT i
Tuumble, cheese is fine left out of the fridge.
Busy making sure I have everything organised for my holiday. I'm sure I'm forgetting something important.
I also have camembert in the fridge.... just to continue with the cheesy theme.
Ben is back from an early morning run through town and enjoying coffee in bed.
Beaky is much too idle for such behaviour. Last night he slipped on what looked like a puddle of melted chocolate ice cream but which might have been vomit, and has a bruised arse. He very courageously went on to a private view despite the injury, then a boozy dinner with a group of friends.