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'Cabin cops'

'Robotits'

'The Security Cabin'

Saturday Night Cabin Fever

Watching

Watchers

The Watch

Beady Eyes

Quote: George Kaplan @ 6th February 2014, 4:18 PM GMT

Beady Eyes

You might have to fight Liam Gallagher for that one.

Where is it set? the film title 'Fort Apache The Bronx' worked quite well. Could you work the location in?

'Fort Arndale'
'Bluewater watch'

Or invent a derogatory term the local hoodies (and pensioners) can call them, such as 'Deadbats' because like a dead battery they have no real power.

Or I believe a real common slang term for security guards is 'Rent a cop'. Though that does sound a bit like a children's show!

Quote: beaky @ 6th February 2014, 4:23 PM GMT

You might have to fight Liam Gallagher for that one.

Laughing out loud

Is it about the night shift? (As opposed to the daytime security guys you see in shopping centres)

If so:

Night Patrol

Or maybe something with guard in it. Such as:

Keep Your Guard

or even:

Guardians

Or you could make all your security guard characters female. Yeah, an all female crew would be different. You could then call it:

Guardian Angels

Or how about having the name of the company as the title, which could be a play on words?

You have no idea what they are guarding or ideas for a title? Shouldn't you be in the government rather than trying to write sitcom?

Quote: Michael McPhail @ 4th February 2014, 6:42 PM GMT

Understand where you're coming from but hers was comedy drama, mine is sitcom and more in the style of Mrs Browns Boys the only thing in common is the fact that it's about security guards.

You do know about the old sitcom Nightingales, don't you?

'Empty Premises'

Not just a title, but also a comment on tired sitcom ideas like this. :)

LulzSec

Men in Grey.

ID Eye

(Sorry. Couldn't resist.) :D

'Cabin Watch'

'If it's Not Screwed Down'

Make their corporate colours Purple including their vehicle light; 'Purple Lights'

'The Last Emergency Service'

Or......here comes the winner....

Call them Parker's Security and you get...

'Nosey Parkers'

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