Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 6th February 2014, 10:43 PM GMTromantic matchmaking service. <3
Swanvesta by moonlight?
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Quote: Shandonbelle @ 6th February 2014, 11:00 PM GMTSwanvesta by moonlight?
Chinkee-harmony
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 6th February 2014, 10:34 PM GMTWhat OR?
Don't like to say . . . something about Oriental ladies and . . their 'bits'
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 6th February 2014, 10:43 PM GMTI think he's referring to Kenneth's Third World human trafficking ring...sorry romantic matchmaking service. <3
I think the Russians still have the edge on the Chinese when it comes to forcing women into sexual servitude. Possibly because some Chinese still practice female infanticide, so there are always fewer women than men, thus women are sought for marriage rather than slavery. And the Chinese may be less inclined than the Russians to force women into the sex trade. A few of my Chinese female friends in their 30s are getting desperate for marriage - the single career woman without kids is still not considered "normal" in China - so should you be keen for tying the knot yourself, let me know. You seem like a nice chap apart from your views on guns, clothing and -- and I can't think of any TV shows to add, as our opinions there don't differ much.
One of my right on idiot friends on Facebook is watching the opening ceremony of the Sochi Games and commented: 'Nice opening ceremony Russia - oh wait, I thought it was illegal to be gay'
Good job. 
it's pretty gay in both senses of the expression
Quote: sootyj @ 7th February 2014, 5:30 PM GMTit's pretty gay in both senses of the expression
I'm just glad that the gay propaganda that Putin is worried about hasn't resulted in people thinking it's illegal to be gay in Russia.
Oops.
Don't understand, gayness it's self isn't banned
TTPYO:
When you're on Facebook and someone you don't know that well changes their profile picture and you write: 'That is hilarious, where did you find that photo of such a weird ugly comedy character?' and they reply that it's actually them.
Awkward. 
Bloody voiceover translations when French is spoken. I want subtitles so I can close my eyes and listen to the language.
Also arrogant David Cameron telling people they should pressurise Scottish relatives and friends in Scotland to vote 'No'. If my son were presumptuous to tell me what I should vote (he wouldn't be so unwise!) I'd tell him to f**k off.
Don't let this stupid sassanach* tell you what to do.
* learnt this word from Dad's Army's Frazer.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 7th February 2014, 10:57 PM GMTDon't let this stupid sassanach* tell you what to do.
* learnt this word from Dad's Army's Frazer.
He definitely bloody won't. (That was said in a deep growl!)
Keewik is it true if Scotland gets its independence Alex Salmon will exile all gingers, and anyone who's eaten a salad.
All gingers will be welcome as it's a Celtic thing. As for bloody lettuce! Gregg's cheese and onion pasties will be the national emblem.
Quote: sootyj @ 7th February 2014, 11:04 PM GMTKeewik is it true if Scotland gets its independence Alex Salmon will exile all gingers,
If he exiles all ginger's then it'll only be Keewik and Hamish the albino fisherman from Arbroth left.
Quote: keewik @ 7th February 2014, 11:09 PM GMTGregg's cheese and onion pasties will be the national emblem.
Got to make more sense than a thistle (or a leek)