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Even if your mate doesn't seem too bothered, this thieving scum bag shouldn't be allowed to have the opportunity to do it again, to someone who will miss their money more than he did.

It's better to report, just so a pattern can be built up and in any future event it will aid any possible investigation.

good point Lee

In future I'd advice your friend and everyone else to carry the wallet in the pocket of your jeans. The thief has to pass your penis to steal it...and you'll notice that. I would.

Quote: sootyj @ 6th February 2014, 12:27 PM GMT

good point Lee

That's what she said!

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 6th February 2014, 12:41 PM GMT

pass your penis I would.

Is that how chat up lines work in Switzerland, no please or anything.

Quote: sootyj @ 6th February 2014, 12:50 PM GMT

Is that how chat up lines work in Switzerland, no please or anything.

No, it's a rough place here.

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are those spray painted Zebras

I went to a Swiss restaurant and asked for their capital dish.

It was Zoo-rich for me

>_<

Quote: sootyj @ 6th February 2014, 1:02 PM GMT

are those spray painted Zebras

I went to a Swiss restaurant and asked for their capital dish.

It was Zoo-rich for me

You were more likely to find it Bern.

I had a steak from there, big mistake it was Bern'd

Well done.

Good point Lee - will investigate getting someone to investigate.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 6th February 2014, 12:41 PM GMT

In future I'd advice your friend and everyone else to carry the wallet in the pocket of your jeans. The thief has to pass your penis to steal it...and you'll notice that. I would.

True.

It was actually a fluke that his wallet was in his outside (zipped) coat pocket at all. He'd bought a book and due to its size he kept that in his inside pocket instead as it was bigger.

Still not near his penis I know but tricky to extricate without being noticed nonetheless.

Quote: Badge @ 6th February 2014, 1:35 PM GMT

Well done.

I prefer a medium, goes well with spirits

Ben is putting off rather mundane, trivial yet necessary jobs. He's pretty good at it.

I'd like to see Bens status updates turned into a novel

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