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Quote: Lee @ 5th February 2014, 9:39 PM GMT

Spiders like to live in broccoli sprouts.

Just when I thought becoming a vegetarian would save my sanity.

Why doesn't someone take Katie Hopkins up a quiet alley and beat the living shit out of her?

Because she'd probably enjoy it

Quote: sootyj @ 5th February 2014, 11:47 PM GMT

Because she'd probably enjoy it

So what do we do to the egregious c**t?

Ignore her vapid wrongness and don't give her a moment's thought. That's the only weapon that can kill her.

Quote: Nogget @ 5th February 2014, 9:34 PM GMT

In that case, why not remind her that all packaged food contains bits* of insects, so she's probably eaten a few spiders in total, while awake.

* there are maximum permissible amounts, because it's unavoidable.

Techncally spider are not insects.

Is there a rule for arachnoids in food?

eating insects, aranchnoids and such like maybe the only hope for humanity

don't be so squeamish

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th February 2014, 11:39 PM GMT

Why doesn't someone take Katie Hopkins up a quiet alley and beat the living shit out of her?

At first I had little time for Katie Hopkins, viewing her as another professional wind up artist but then I started reading Internet reactions to her television appearances, such as Oldrocker's misogynistic desire to inflict actual bodily harm on a woman and now I think she is fantastic.

Though I don't agree with much she has to say, she's a breath of fresh air from the usual simpering, passive aggressive, bullying. Mumsnet liberal Stepford Wives. Watching women on television programmes all adopting the same 'doe eyed' faux sympathy face whenever something contentious hits the headlines turns my stomach. Combined with the wilful, calculated and hypocritically deceptive tone that the pancake faced robo-bints pull out to reinforce the party line that all women must think a particular way is both horrific and sad.

What I like most about Katie Hopkins though is her honesty in saying that some people aren't very good parents. And in dumb, track suited, ugly chav land, saying you're not a good parent to your chocolate munching, shaven headed, hooded criminal bastard is just about the most abhorrent thing you can utter. The only thing worse is telling them that they have a shit tattoo.

So you go Katie, you ignore the threats of violence and the petitions to limit your freedom of speech from the angry underclass sheep. And even though your fellow feminists have abandoned you because you're a successful, high profile, working mother who speaks her mind - good job ladies - I'll champion your cause.

I find her witless, unfunny and exploitative as well as a bully.

Which makes her no different to the bulk of simpering TV arseholes on during the day. She's got a role to play, posh Wicked Witch of the West. Getting angry with her and not getting cross, with Holly Wiloughby, pretty, working class, patronising dim wit is silly.

And that's not even mentioning the blokes, including Amon Holmes who should be a Yardie with a name like that.

Hypocrisy strikes again!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 6th February 2014, 1:30 PM GMT

What I like most about Katie Hopkins though is her honesty in saying that some people aren't very good parents. And in dumb, track suited, ugly chav land, saying you're not a good parent to your chocolate munching, shaven headed, hooded criminal bastard is just about the most abhorrent thing you can utter. The only thing worse is telling them that they have a shit tattoo.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 6th February 2014, 1:30 PM GMT

fellow feminists

Lol, she probably despises feminists more than you do.
Or pretends to. I doubt even 10% of the things she says she actually believes, she's purely winding people up to get paid, and it works!

Yet R.C does it for free. He's either not a very shrewd business man or incredibly generous!

He's bloody selfless, is what he is.

Hey Zooo I heard Bill Roach has been dating you for the last year

Quote: zooo @ 6th February 2014, 3:27 PM GMT

He's bloody selfless, is what he is.

You're better than that.

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