Quote: zooo @ 5th February 2014, 7:21 PM GMTSeeing as I've never once had one run over me while awake,
You're lucky. They seek me out. Shudder!
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Having a cold pisses me off. Now I'm pissed off.
Quote: zooo @ 5th February 2014, 7:50 PM GMTI hope you squashed the cheeky bastard.
It vanished before I had the chance 
Quote: Nogget @ 5th February 2014, 6:43 PM GMTThat statistic has been shown to have no basis in fact.
Everyone ruining my fun with facts, can't you see I'm trying to make keewik go nutzoid?
Speaking of which, if you see someone driving around in the daytime with their car headlights on, don't flash them - they're murderers and that's how they choose their next victim.
Indecient exposure and a victim, it's their lucky day!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 5th February 2014, 9:26 PM GMTEveryone ruining my fun with facts, can't you see I'm trying to make keewik go nutzoid?
Speaking of which, if you see someone driving around in the daytime with their car headlights on, don't flash them - they're murderers and that's how they choose their next victim.
I thought it was if they didn't have them on at night?
Maybe it's both!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 5th February 2014, 9:26 PM GMTEveryone ruining my fun with facts, can't you see I'm trying to make keewik go nutzoid?
In that case, why not remind her that all packaged food contains bits* of insects, so she's probably eaten a few spiders in total, while awake.
* there are maximum permissible amounts, because it's unavoidable.
Quote: Nogget @ 5th February 2014, 9:34 PM GMTIn that case, why not remind her that all packaged food contains bits* of insects, so she's probably eaten a few spiders in total, while awake.
* there are maximum permissible amounts, because it's unavoidable.
Oooh, yes and I believe a certain amount of rat / mouse droppings are permissible also.
Spiders like to live in broccoli sprouts.
Also saw an episode of Myth busters where they proved that cans, bottles and tins are completely covered in rats piss... Never lick the lid of life 
What about licking a rat's cock, is that ok?
Quote: Nil Putters @ 5th February 2014, 9:48 PM GMTWhat about licking a rat's cock, is that ok?
Are you suggesting you may get a splinter?
Quote: Gavin @ 5th February 2014, 9:49 PM GMT
He did say he had a turtle's head last night.
Splinter's on your tongue? That'll be the wood.
