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Quote: zooo @ 4th February 2014, 6:34 PM GMTAny meat (within reason - not cats or humans!) that doesn't remotely look like the animal it once was is fine by me.
I think as a society we've been so removed from where our food comes from that it's given us a false view of nature and the natural world.
KFC's boneless bucket is the zenith of this bizarre trend to separate humans from thinking about their food.
Everyone I've ever met who's worked on a farm soon realises that death is part of the natural order and doesn't make a big deal about. We pass laws now based on second hand knowledge and a romanticised notion of animals.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 4th February 2014, 11:25 PM GMTa romanticised notion of animals.
You're calling zooo a sheep shagger?
Stood in front of the eggs today, reached out a hand and drew it back. Just couldn't bring myself to buy them. No omelette tonight.
Aww. Just get someone else to do it.
Employ an egg maid if necessary.
Quote: zooo @ 5th February 2014, 3:53 PM GMTAww. Just get someone else to do it.
Employ an egg maid if necessary.
Yes, let her remove the dead fetus.
Quote: keewik @ 5th February 2014, 3:39 PM GMTStood in front of the eggs today, reached out a hand and drew it back. Just couldn't bring myself to buy them. No omelette tonight.
Believe it or not, I had an egg mayonnaise sandwich today - black pepper, red onion, Hellmans, harvest grain bread - very nice.
The great thing about doing it hard boiled, is that you have no idea if there is a foetus in there or not until you start eating it. It's like a form of Russian Roulette and brings added thrills and danger to meal times.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 5th February 2014, 3:56 PM GMTYes, let her remove the dead fetus.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 5th February 2014, 4:00 PM GMTBelieve it or not, I had an egg mayonnaise sandwich today - black pepper, red onion, Hellmans, harvest grain bread - very nice.
The great thing about doing it hard boiled, is that you have no idea if there is a foetus in there or not until you start eating it. It's like a form of Russian Roulette and brings added thrills and danger to meal times.
Are you trying to send me insane(r)?
Quote: keewik @ 5th February 2014, 5:27 PM GMT
Oh no, if I wanted to drive you insane, then I'd quote the statistic that on average, we eat 40-60 spiders in our sleep during our lifetimes.
That statistic has been shown to have no basis in fact.
There are too many possibilities and variations and conditions in which people sleep. It's a fun, gross out statistic at most.
Unless R.C is referring to the "we" as anyone who reads that comment and he personally spends his nights, force feeding spiders into our unsuspecting snoring gobs?
Seeing as I've never once had one run over me while awake, I don't see why suddenly they all run at the nearest human mouth while people are asleep.
I think saying an average person eats even one spider during their lifetime is pushing it!
I have woken up to a spider facing me stood on my pillow, a mere few inches from my face. I froze as it eyeballed me 8 times. And then I exploded in a sea of duvet intaglment and fear!
I hope you squashed the cheeky bastard.