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Don't big blokes believe in personal hygiene, zooo?

His build just doesn't seem to scream 'I've been starving for 13 months'.

He looks like Brian Blessed.

Quote: zooo @ 4th February 2014, 9:07 PM GMT

His build just doesn't seem to scream 'I've been starving for 13 months'.

And we're back to Jennifer Lawrence. ;)

They are like twins!

Quote: zooo @ 4th February 2014, 11:34 PM GMT

They are like twins!

:D

I've been asked to advertise Su Perkins boobs

Quote: zooo @ 4th February 2014, 11:34 PM GMT

They are like twins!

Right I'm having that

Does that chat up line ever work

Quote: sootyj @ 4th February 2014, 11:40 PM GMT

Right I'm having that

Quote: sootyj @ 4th February 2014, 11:41 PM GMT

Does that chat up line ever work

with your mum

Quote: sootyj @ 4th February 2014, 11:41 PM GMT

with your mum

damn you sootyj

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/04/afghanistan-law-victims-violence-women

:O

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th February 2014, 11:17 AM GMT

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/04/afghanistan-law-victims-violence-women

:O

Great :(

So does that mean if someone beats his wife up then she can get him back in the night by killing him and won't get done for it?

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th February 2014, 11:17 AM GMT

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/04/afghanistan-law-victims-violence-women

:O

If only Afghan feminists had banned 'Blurred Lines' by Robin Thicke from university campuses and got rid of page 3 in the Kabul Sun, none of this would be happening now.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest they don't have bare breasts on page 3 of their newspapers.

Chappers !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-26058905

I must admit, it's been playing on my mind a bit . .

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/video/2014/feb/05/how-to-wear-lilac-video

Quote: Oldrocker @ 6th February 2014, 12:51 AM GMT

I must admit, it's been playing on my mind a bit . .

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/video/2014/feb/05/how-to-wear-lilac-video

It spoils it when you have to wear it under a mac and sou'wester, though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-26066153

God bless Nottingham. I am so homesick for you sometimes :(

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