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That has never happened to me, thank god. Sick

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 4th February 2014, 3:06 PM GMT

It's happened three times in my life and that's enough. If you think that kind of trauma is too infrequent to be harrowing, you might want to give up your job at the rape crisis centre.

I agree, it's disgusting...but it's a fancy food in Indonesia or something like that:

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EDIT: Balut it's called...they eat it in the Philipines.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28food%29

Quote: zooo @ 4th February 2014, 3:08 PM GMT

That has never happened to me, thank god. Sick

You're still young, it will happen and when it does, it will haunt your dreams. My advice, close your eyes when you eventually put it on your toast, their tiny bones are more rubbery then sharp.

;) Sick Sick

Urghhhh.

My sister stopped eating eggs, for about 5 years, after this happened to her when we were young. Gross.

Served her right for telling me my baked beans were rabbit droppings...

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 4th February 2014, 3:12 PM GMT

You're still young, it will happen and when it does, it will haunt your dreams. My advice, close your eyes when you eventually put it on your toast, their tiny bones are more rubbery then sharp.

;) Sick Sick

Another reason to keep your own chickens.

Quote: zooo @ 4th February 2014, 3:08 PM GMT

That has never happened to me, thank god. Sick

Nor me, but now the possibility will be incorporated in 'My List of Things to Worry About Every Day'.

Laughing out loud

Quote: keewik @ 4th February 2014, 3:19 PM GMT

Nor me, but now the possibility will be incorporated in 'My List of Things to Worry About Every Day'.

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Don't forget the ever present threat of Sinkholes!

I'm not sure it's a partially formed chicken fetus, rather it's more likely just a blood clot or something? Because hens are kept separate from cocks, who I assume are slaughtered before they get a chance to mate (typical blokes).

Quote: Lee @ 4th February 2014, 3:30 PM GMT

I'm not sure it's a partially formed chicken fetus, rather it's more likely just a blood clot or something?

I've had the whole gamut - blood, foetus, foetus with a few feathers, etc. I know that supermarket eggs are meant to be unfertilised, but some slip through, especially on the free range side.

Sounds incredible, but so did horse meat in on our lasagnes.

Quote: keewik @ 4th February 2014, 3:19 PM GMT

Nor me, but now the possibility will be incorporated in 'My List of Things to Worry About Every Day'.

This.

I remember hearing a Vegetarian say how disgusted he was to see rows of dead birds covered in cling film, and then I realised he was talking about chickens. It made me realise my own double standards when it comes to seeing dead animals; I'm happy to see an oven-ready chicken, but the thought of a dead starling in plastic is repulsive.

If it was all feathery with its head still on, then yeah. But chicken is all pink and meaty. (Unless you're in some ethnic or farm shop and they're hanging up freshly killed.)
Any meat (within reason - not cats or humans!) that doesn't remotely look like the animal it once was is fine by me.

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 3rd February 2014, 1:44 PM GMT

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