Two weeks and three days until holidays. Two weeks and three days to get enough work done so that I don't make it to hard for person relieving me.
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Educational moment of the day (possibly):
What do the Swiss call boobies?
Quote: zooo @ 3rd February 2014, 11:23 AM GMTEducational moment of the day (possibly):
What do the Swiss call boobies?
The most common (sloppy) expression is "möps" (Swiss), "möpse" (German). Funnily enough, the word "mops" also means "pug". You see, there is a certain potential for double entendres.
Excellent.
Quote: zooo @ 3rd February 2014, 11:23 AM GMTEducational moment of the day (possibly):
What do the Swiss call boobies?
Alpine Horns.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ 3rd February 2014, 11:38 AM GMTAlpine Horns.
So, you like blowing the "Alphorn"?
Mop and bucket? 
Quote: Lee @ 3rd February 2014, 11:47 AM GMTMops and bucket?
Aww, mops. That's really cute.
Ben is not on lunch til 2. He wonders how he will struggle through the next hour.
Ben is recovering from meeting Arg from The Only Way is Essex in Morrisons.
What an unusual place to arrange a meeting.
Quote: Lee @ 3rd February 2014, 6:08 PM GMTWhat an unusual place to arrange a meeting.
It makes a lot of sense when you consider the vowels in that supermarket's name.
Argh, they've changed Twitter.
Quote: Ben @ 3rd February 2014, 6:26 PM GMTIt makes a lot of sense when you consider the vowels in that supermarket's name.
I don't understand that!
Quote: zooo @ 3rd February 2014, 6:38 PM GMTArgh, they've changed Twitter.
Again? 
Sick of those bloody sponsored tweets!