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Just drinking my first glass of wine of the day.

Quote: Ben @ 1st February 2014, 4:07 PM GMT

Morrissey would pass out if he saw the contents of my fridge.

His son shops in Morrisons.

Ben and Lee look like the before and after photos for electroshock treatment.

Quote: beaky @ 1st February 2014, 5:07 PM GMT

Just drinking my first glass of wine of the day.

The sun isn't over the yardarm!.

It has already set.

Quote: Nogget @ 1st February 2014, 5:09 PM GMT

His son shops in Morrisons.

:D

Quote: Nogget @ 1st February 2014, 5:09 PM GMT

His son shops in Morrisons.

Safeways here we come?

Errr Unimpressed

Ben needs to go prep for the gym aka eat some carbs - which is fun. Also, needs to wash trousers for tomorrow.

Are you really muscerly Ben? You sound like you like your fitness stuff (which is good of course)

I'm naturally slim, Hannah, so I'm never going to be REALLY muscular. I've got a lot more shape to me these days though.

Quote: Ben @ 2nd February 2014, 6:00 PM GMT

I've got a lot more shape to me these days though.

Weird boner time.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 2nd February 2014, 6:08 PM GMT

Weird boner time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

Quote: Ben @ 2nd February 2014, 4:04 PM GMT

Also, needs to wash trousers for tomorrow.

Why? Did you pee them?

Searching for some branded gifts for an upcoming event and saw this...

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A little bit tasteless (and no, we're not using it!)

Quote: Tuumble @ 3rd February 2014, 10:12 AM GMT

A little bit tasteless

Ice always is.

The wordplay Tonic/Titanic is pretty cheap...but at least it has the word TIT in it.

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