January always pisses me off. No matter how many japes I have planned, it's always got that miserable struggle of a feel to it. February's not much better either. I think I need a trip abroad.
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Quote: lofthouse @ 27th January 2014, 6:39 PM GMTYes there was one recently with some woman reclining on a chaise longue eating a yoghurt
Just go the whole hog love and rub it into your breasts
You...you..yoghurt ... WHORE!
Smug, cocky idiots.
Basically anyone with a huge chasm between how clever they are, and how clever they think they are.
Have you just meet such a person, zooo?
Ha. They're bloody everywhere!
Quote: zooo @ 2nd February 2014, 11:55 AM GMTSmug, cocky idiots.
Basically anyone with a huge chasm between how clever they are, and how clever they think they are.
That's how I feel about footballers, though some of them are really fit and it causes a frustrating dilemma 
Ha, I feel the same about footballers. Only I don't think I really find any of the ones I've seen fit.
Quote: zooo @ 2nd February 2014, 3:53 PM GMTHa, I feel the same about footballers. Only I don't think I really find any of the ones I've seen fit.
Well there are so many there's bound to be a handful of hotties, but their cocky massive egos and stupid brains make them gross! I was going to look for some pics but I'm guessing your not really that bothered 
Yeah, I suppose there must be SOME. I remember randomly liking one Japanese one when I was a teenager.
But yes, their egos genuinely make them ugly. (Plus the fake tan etc.) *shudder*
As always, supermarket shopping - the nearest Sainsburys to me is in a little shopping precinct next to a busy market which operates 7 days a week. So if I just want to pop out to buy a Kinder Egg or whatever, I have to navigate through a sea of people - mums with buggies, slow moving grave dodgers, angry ethnics, hipster fags, chavs who resemble space hoppers in track suits, etc. - it's a bloody nightmare.
I think the best analogy I can come up with is being caught in a sudden downpour. Just imagine that it's pelting down with rain and all you want to do is get under some shelter, but you can't, because everyone is blocking your way, because they're remtards.
Bastards who insist on loading their messages (' shopping' for you foreigners) up when I'm still doing mine. Are the bastards blind or what? Yesterday I dealt with it by pointedly shoving the woman's stuff back along the belt. Finally, finally, the bitch apologised.
Quote: keewik @ 2nd February 2014, 8:40 PM GMTmessages
Never heard that one before!
Going into a public toilet and finding the toilet lid down. What unpleasant treasures will we find within? It's like a reverse lucky dip.
Quote: keewik @ 2nd February 2014, 8:40 PM GMTBastards who insist on loading their messages (' shopping' for you foreigners) up when I'm still doing mine. Are the bastards blind or what? Yesterday I dealt with it by pointedly shoving the woman's stuff back along the belt. Finally, finally, the bitch apologised.
Do you not have those little plastic dividers too show whos shoppings whos, or do the natives hit each other with them or something.
Quote: Nogget @ 2nd February 2014, 8:59 PM GMTGoing into a public toilet and finding the toilet lid down. What unpleasant treasures will we find within? It's like a reverse lucky dip.
Did you stray into the Ladies by mistake?
Quote: zooo @ 2nd February 2014, 8:44 PM GMTNever heard that one before!
Today's Scottish lesson ...
'to go the messages' = 'to do the shopping'