Hello all. I already posted most of these in 'tell us a joke', but I'm just starting out on this joke writing business and would appreciate some more detailed feedback. I the 5 minute set I'm working on is mostly anecdotal / observational, but it can't hurt to have a few wordplay / weird one liners to toss out.
Apologies if this is a forum taboo.
I started a combined dental surgery / psychoanalysis centre. It's called Oral Fixation.
My plan to combat global warming by freezing the worlds oceans was apparently too 'radical'. I mean sure, it's polarising.
Surely all printers are 3D printers.
A collection of words joined together for comic effect? You mean an assortmanteau?
Say what you want about Thatcher, but she never messed around choosing a monopoly piece.
Which idiot called it 'Fight Club' instead of 'You're not even my real Brad'?
Which idiot called it 'American beauty' instead of 'Guns 'n' Roses' (appetite for destruction (?))
Which idiot called it the 9/11 memorial park instead of Osama bin Garden. (I have a lot of these, each stupider than the last)
thanks