SCENE:Two Delivery Drivers having a conversation in a crowded womens clinic..
DELIVERY DRIVER ENTERS
1st DRIVER "Package for you sign here"
2nd DRIVER "Me Too....Here You Are"
RECEPTIONIST "Hold on a minute please... ill get the doctor to sign for it"{Exits}
DRIVERS TURN TOWARDS EACH OTHER AND SPEAK RELATIVELY LOUDLY
1st DRIVER "Hello mate...So hows your day going?"
2nd DRIVER "Nightmare mate..Lost a little bundle of joy on way over to here"
ONE WOMEN RUNS OUT CRYING
1st DRIVER "Mate....Im always losing stuff...i had one the other day
where it was soooo heavy it wouldnt even fit on the scales!"
ANOTHER WOMEN RUNS OUT IN TEARS
2nd DRIVER "Tell Me about....This parcel im delivering here
has got a bump on it!!"
1st DRIVER "Nooo...thats a write off then...rendered useless"
TWO WOMEN LEAVE DISTRUGHT
2nd DRIVER "YEAH..Might aswell....i mean.. a few of get
roughly treated...But it cant be helped...its just
the way it is!"
1st DRIVER "YEAH Agreed..If they are gonna be weak and vunerable
they deserve it"
ANOTHER WOMEN LEAVES SCREAMING
RECEPTIONIST "Here are your signatures"
DRIVERS "Cheers bye"
RECEPTIONIST [Annouces on Speaker System]"Next up...ticket No.3...
WHERE IS EVERYBODY??"