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I had a dream the other night that I was walking through to the self checkout section in Sainsbury's. A member of staff was in the way, so I politely asked if he'd move. He responded with "Yeah, alright, nan!" which left me furious. I called over a supervisor and told him what had happened. The supervisor was embarrassed by the whole affair as it didn't appear this was the first time it had happened. He asked his colleague why he had called me "nan", but before he had a chance to answer, I blurted out "BECAUSE HE'S A FAT CUNT!". The supervisor's face suddenly lit up and he said "Oh... you've offended me now, so you couldn't possibly make a complaint!". I then started to rant and rave for the manager to come over. Then I woke up.
I had a dream not too long ago that President Obama was visiting my area and that it somehow ended with him sexually assaulting me.
Quote: Ben @ 24th January 2014, 8:36 AM GMTI had a dream the other night that I was walking through to the self checkout section in Sainsbury's. A member of staff was in the way, so I politely asked if he'd move. He responded with "Yeah, alright, nan!" which left me furious. I called over a supervisor and told him what had happened. The supervisor was embarrassed by the whole affair as it didn't appear this was the first time it had happened. He asked his colleague why he had called me "nan", but before he had a chance to answer, I blurted out "BECAUSE HE'S A FAT CUNT!". The supervisor's face suddenly lit up and he said "Oh... you've offended me now, so you couldn't possibly make a complaint!". I then started to rant and rave for the manager to come over. Then I woke up.
Possibly connected a bit to your earlier post?
Quote: Ben @ 21st January 2014, 7:33 PM GMTBen spoke to an old bat at work today and was left rather angry.
That'll be fifty squid, squire. 
I had a dream I went to such a snobby arthouse cinema that they were showing a French film without the subtitles.
I was most perturbed and asked for my money back, and they laughed at me for being uncultured.
I think this dream means I hate the French...
Racist 
No. It's a sign that you are recognising a growing need in yourself to learn French. 
I had a very long dream about work last night with a few girls from school sprinkled in here and there.
I dreamt that I had a body in a fridge, and I was worried it might go bad, but the weird thing was, it was my body, and it felt creepy... now I'm thinking maybe that's how it feels if you're dead and having an outer-body experience.
Quote: zooo @ 1st April 2014, 9:07 PM BSTI had a dream I went to such a snobby arthouse cinema that they were showing a French film without the subtitles.
Maybe we had just been taken over by the frogs?
Why do you need subtitles? Man falls in love with woman. Either one or both kill themselves. Fin.
Ha. It had Kevin Bacon in it. If he really was in a French film I imagine even French people would need subtitles.
I had a dream which I text my mate just after having it (so was fresh in my mind).
I was in her underwater house booking a holiday to Las Vegas and to escape the house I had to climb up a pillar where at the top Michael J Fox was there wearing heels and giving me encouragement. Very odd.
That's a keeper.
Had a dream last night that I was on a plane and the meal came and it was really good for an airline meal. It looked like something from Leon and had a Mars milk with it. Then the attendant came and cleared it away. The weird part is that the attendant was an a well known Aussie comedian/tv presenter.
The thing is I'm not sure if I realised this in the dream or after I woke up. I find I often have dreams about people or characters I see on TV but in my dream they are not really them. However if people I actually know appear in my dreams they are always themselves even if they are doing something that they would never normally do or talking to someone else that I know but the two aren't connected in reality.
Last night there was an evil spirit haunting me. It was invisible which made it worse. Very frightening.