Quote: playfull @ 23rd January 2014, 3:55 PM GMTNoticed one or two of your posts start with this phrase...switch the tele off and get writing young man!
I am Magnum.
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I went to a restaurant ate a whole Llama and then refused to pay the bill.
I was ungulatefull.
I am convinced there is a crock of comedy gold at the end of the rainbow of ungulate animals.
A sort of 'joke remix' of Andy Gilders hokey kokey:
All my early birthday parties were at DHL, first we'd play pass the parcel, then we'd play that game when you knock on someone's door and run away before they answer.
Scientist say they have found a solid link between mental health and genius. I don't feel as bad about killing all those people now.
The Russian government is said to be sending in special forces chefs so the Kiev's don't burn.
One of the things I loath on freelancing sites is jobs where people pay others to look for jobs for them.
Dude you're too lazy too steal jokes.
I just started a job at the Hokey Cokey company
My desk has an in tray & an out tray, but I feel there's something missing.
You're a brave man, they'll expect you to shake it all about and turn it around at the same time.
Did you hear about the Hokey Cokey flasher? In, out,...
what's the best line anyone can think of to follow?
I went out with a girl called Hokey Cokey,
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 23rd January 2014, 8:59 PM GMTI went out with a girl called Hokey Cokey,
I put my foot right in it and she left, legged out.
Quote: danphobic @ 23rd January 2014, 9:05 PM GMTI put my foot right in it and she left, legged out.
good 
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 23rd January 2014, 8:59 PM GMTwhat's the best line anyone can think of to follow?
I went out with a girl called Hokey Cokey,
She was a c**t.
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 23rd January 2014, 8:59 PM GMTI went out with a girl called Hokey Cokey,
I asked for Okey Dokey, but she was with another client.
mentaL! Didn't know about about sickipedia, just had a quick scan through the first page and the one about benefits street being like sesames street (from someone here) is on there.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 23rd January 2014, 8:34 PM GMTI just started a job at the Hokey Cokey company
My desk has an in tray & an out tray, but I feel there's something missing.
A shredder that shakes it all about.