What would Jesus do..?
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 6:10 PM GMTwet buttocks
And genitals (which I had to towel dry with a tea towel)
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 6:48 PM GMTAnd no I didn't f**king wash it
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Actually maybe Jesus would have demanded that a virgin dry his genitals with her hair.
Pretty sure that's how he operated...
Did you see the squirrel get a blow dry on Winterwatch Unsprung yesterday? It was a sight for sore eyes (and warm nuts).
I'll assume you all like blowing squirrels in Bristol.
That's one of the things I miss most.
What do they blow in Manchester?
Your face off mostly, I think.
*Photoshops our faces in the style of the FACE/OFF poster*
Nothing boils my corn (???) more then people blabbing on about legalising cannabis and using the justification that we are allowed lots of legal drugs that are much more harmful then spliff.
They bang on about the medical benefits, the ridiculousness of the law and the way that everyone's doing it anyway and that the government is just stigmatising an innocent proportion of the population.
'Hey! What are you doing?!'
'Er, I'm lighting a cigarette.'
'How dare you put my life in danger with your second hand smoke!'
Yeah, right on. I guess some animals are more equal then others.
Ooh a joint would be lovely right it about now. That is what you were asking weren't it?
Quote: Lee @ 23rd January 2014, 7:33 PM GMT*Photoshops our faces in the style of the FACE/OFF poster*
Quote: Nil Putters @ 23rd January 2014, 7:41 PM GMT
Have you suddenly become a PS whiz?
Quote: sootyj @ 23rd January 2014, 6:50 PM GMTLofty I'd delete that post, not only is it disgusting it's also gross misdemeanour
No it's fine
My herpes cleared up weeks ago
my mate suffers from MS. Has to go to a dealer who is basically a gangster, to get weed which is pretty much the only thing that gives him any relief and doesn't leave him incapacitated. He doesn't bang on about it, but I reckon he would prob prefer to go to the local chemist than wheel himself into a drug den every week.
Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd January 2014, 6:10 PM GMTleave your underpants off all day in a commando styleee
Yes
That's right
Actual wet buttocks
Weird boner time.