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Quote: Ben @ 21st January 2014, 7:42 PM GMT

often drive home after a Saturday night spent drinking.

That's rather an arsehole thing to do. :(

Quote: Ben @ 21st January 2014, 7:42 PM GMT

Keeping on the car theme: people who drive without a seatbelt. I know one person who does this and they also refuse to wear their glasses while driving and often drive home after a Saturday night spent drinking. It's pissingness gone mad.

Maybe you should dob them in for their own good

Quote: Ben @ 21st January 2014, 7:42 PM GMT

Keeping on the car theme: people who drive without a seatbelt. I know one person who does this and they also refuse to wear their glasses while driving and often drive home after a Saturday night spent drinking. It's pissingness gone mad.

Maybe you should dob them in for their own good

TTPYO.

Probably wrote my car off today!

Definitely had a crash when some stupid cow pulled out in front of me from her block of flats without looking.

The main hassle is wondering how much I'll get for insurance and finding a replacement.

Quote: Tursiops @ 21st January 2014, 7:39 PM GMT

Here Here.

>_<

Quote: Chappers @ 21st January 2014, 8:26 PM GMT

TTPYO.

Probably wrote my car off today!

Definitely had a crash when some stupid cow pulled out in front of me from her block of flats without looking.

The main hassle is wondering how much I'll get for insurance and finding a replacement.

Sorry to hear that Ode Pal. All the best for the hassle ahead.

Thanks. I've got a courtesy car which is brand new! I've never driven a brand new car before. It's scary!

Hope you don't have whiplash.

Quote: sootyj @ 21st January 2014, 7:48 PM GMT

Maybe you should dob them in for their own good

Maybe you should dob them in for their own good

Absolutely no doubt about that. Could easily be some innocent person who gets killed.

My car is part of my being. When it goes for a service/MOT, I'm on such tenterhooks as if it were a sick child.

Quote: Chappers @ 21st January 2014, 9:00 PM GMT

Thanks. I've got a courtesy car which is brand new! I've never driven a brand new car before. It's scary!

Glad you're o.k. Chappers. I had a brand new courtesy car the other week, but I was kind of glad to have my ten year old Toyota back, feels more me somehow!

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 21st January 2014, 11:19 PM GMT

Glad you're o.k. Chappers. I had a brand new courtesy car the other week, but I was kind of glad to have my ten year old Toyota back, feels more me somehow!

Thanks. It seems all - I don't know - new somehow.

If I buy any new shirts I can't wear them for a few weeks.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 21st January 2014, 11:19 PM GMT

Glad you're o.k. Chappers. I had a brand new courtesy car the other week, but I was kind of glad to have my ten year old Toyota back, feels more me somehow!

I hadn't got you down as an old banger Shandy !

:)

:D

Quote: Chappers @ 21st January 2014, 11:24 PM GMT

If I buy any new shirts I can't wear them for a few weeks.

But that means they still remain 'new', but I kind of see the logic...I think.

People who say 'I was sat.' NOOOOO! 'I was sitting' or 'I sat'. 'Sat' isn't a f**king adjective.

Quote: keewik @ 21st January 2014, 11:48 PM GMT

People who say 'I was sat.' NOOOOO! 'I was sitting' or 'I sat'. 'Sat' isn't a f**king adjective.

Like "I was stood" too. It pisses me off too.

Ditto.

I was dittoing.

I am going to punch and or kick the next person who says to me "I wish I couldn't eat gluten so I could be skinny like you".
I will gladly switch anytime. And come back and tell me again "you wish you couldn't eat gluten" when you have gone out to dinner not to be able to eat anything or had to eat a dry roast and undercooked vegies without gravy or any kind of sauce at all.

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