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Quote: sootyj @ 20th January 2014, 4:30 PM GMTSir RCP was rated as one of the countries, biggest and most important wind up artistes. So great was his abbility to annoy people by his very presence, Piers Morgan left the country rather than compete.
For that alone, you should all line up to kiss the head of my penis.
But back to TTPYO. Today's Facebook wisdom -
'Behind every girl's favourite song, is an untold story' 
Vomitous.
"I listen to this song to drowned out the flashbacks of abuse from my uncle"
Incest- keep it in the family-- well if you really incest!..
People who claim they don't want to learn to drive. C'mon, people, it's probably one of the most important skills needed for being independent.
I'm happy having fewer people driving; it makes the roads emptier.
Quote: Ben @ 21st January 2014, 8:29 AM GMTPeople who claim they don't want to learn to drive. C'mon, people, it's probably one of the most important skills needed for being independent.
It's funny you should say that as I've just bought myself a Driving Test DVD today. I've been putting it off for years because to me it seems like an unnecessary expense, especially when I can just use my legs to walk/run or hop on a bus/train.
Plus, the thought of being responsible for a 2 tonne metal death machine slightly terrifies me.
Quote: Ben @ 21st January 2014, 8:29 AM GMTPeople who claim they don't want to learn to drive. C'mon, people, it's probably one of the most important skills needed for being independent.
Heh; I had 10 lessons bought for me when I was a teen, then happily stopped when they ran out. Never had any interest, I don't recall a time it's held me back. I suppose if I still lived in a rural area, but I live in London. No need.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ 21st January 2014, 12:39 PM GMTHeh; I had 10 lessons bought for me when I was a teen, then happily stopped when they ran out. Never had any interest, I don't recall a time it's held me back. I suppose if I still lived in a rural area, but I live in London. No need.
Well the whole 'I live in London' excuse is just as annoying. What if you want to go for a weekend away? Trains and buses to get there or hire a car for the weekend? There's only one winner.
Quote: Lee @ 21st January 2014, 12:35 PM GMTPlus, the thought of being responsible for a 2 tonne metal death machine slightly terrifies me.
Yes, some people certainly shouldn't drive. My mother, for example, took lessons and was apparently a nightmare for the roads. I think the world is a safer place without her on the road.
I didn't mind my driving lessons, but I don't drive. I think I would be a bit of a danger on the roads. I tend to jump every time a leaf blows into the road, thinking it's an animal. I'd be swerving all over the place.
Quote: Ben @ 21st January 2014, 7:31 PM GMTWell the whole 'I live in London' excuse is just as annoying. What if you want to go for a weekend away?
I'm not allowed out of the city.
Quote: Ben @ 21st January 2014, 8:29 AM GMTPeople who claim they don't want to learn to drive. C'mon, people, it's probably one of the most important skills needed for being independent.
I literally wouldnt trust myself, my concentration is appalling
you might as well put me in charge of a tiger with attached rocket launcher
Quote: Oldrocker @ 19th January 2014, 11:58 PM GMTPeople replying to posts (not here) by typing 'Here Here' when they mean 'Hear Hear.'
Ignorant twunts.
Here Here.
Keeping on the car theme: people who drive without a seatbelt. I know one person who does this and they also refuse to wear their glasses while driving and often drive home after a Saturday night spent drinking. It's pissingness gone mad.