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Quote: sootyj @ 18th January 2014, 7:44 PM GMT

Or are you suggesting you believe in the God of niceness, angel wishes

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God is Love

I suppose what I mean is if you believe in a vague spirit of niceness, then great and all that.
But it isn't the same God as those people who's opinion your disagreeing with.
So you can't really judge.

No God is our creator and our Heavenly Father

And he loves all his children

Regardless of their sexuality

Well, it's not like God has previous for flooding the world and drowning the sinful or anything.

See you on David Silvester's ark suckas!

Quote: lofthouse @ 18th January 2014, 7:58 PM GMT

Regardless of their sexuality

What about a guy who f**ks cheese? Surely even Big G has His limits:

http://gawker.com/police-arrest-philadelphias-infamous-swiss-cheese-mast-1502767966

Quote: Matthew Stott @ 18th January 2014, 8:03 PM GMT

What about a guy who f**ks cheese? Surely even Big G has His limits:

http://gawker.com/police-arrest-philadelphias-infamous-swiss-cheese-mast-1502767966

:O The infamous Gordon Bennett from the BCG?

Oh wait, he's a Cheesy Swiss F**ker. ;)

Quote: lofthouse @ 18th January 2014, 7:58 PM GMT

No God is our creator and our Heavenly Father

And he loves all his children

Regardless of their sexuality

How do you know this

Quote: sootyj @ 18th January 2014, 8:10 PM GMT

How do you know this

If you believe and have faith, then the notion of providing proof is ridiculous.

It's enough for lofthouse to know that God is love. Just as with science, we're told how far the sun is away from the Earth, none of us have punched it into the SatNav and driven there, but we know it to be true.

Actually to be clearer

UKIP nutter believes in the judgemental God in the Bible

lofty believes in the vague God of niceness

diferentn Gods entirely.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 18th January 2014, 8:14 PM GMT

If you believe and have faith, then the notion of providing proof is ridiculous.

It's enough for lofthouse to know that God is love. Just as with science, we're told how far the sun is away from the Earth, none of us have punched it into the SatNav and driven there, but we know it to be true.

That

Quote: sootyj @ 18th January 2014, 8:32 PM GMT

UKIP nutter believes in the judgemental God in the Bible

lofty believes in the vague God of niceness

diferentn Gods entirely.

Not a different God, a different interpretation of his intentions. Much in the same way Islam can be misconstrued. Vast majority of the 'muzzies' follow the edict that Islam means peace and a tiny minority think it's all about the bombing.

On an entirely unrelated topic, and condolences to the families of those involved,the Lebanese Taverna, Kabul doesn't sound like the sort of place that could tempt me out for the night.

(we did it again RC!)

Not at all, the 2 Islamic groups believe in the same books, teachings and legends.
They simply interprate them diferently.

Lofty has made it abundantly clear he rejects all the writings and teachings of Christianity as flawed.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 18th January 2014, 8:58 PM GMT

(we did it again RC!)

Ssh Oldrocker, don't you know that our gay love causes floods - in my pants.

And yet again -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-25793135

Police are investigating an offensive Tweet about the little Scottish boy who has presumably been murdered and yet again, the news withholds the text of the offensive Tweet in question.

I have to take someone else's word that something was offensive. Don't get me wrong, it probably was, but I want to see it for myself.

Quote: sootyj @ 18th January 2014, 9:00 PM GMT

Lofty has made it abundantly clear he rejects all the writings and teachings of Christianity as flawed.

You say that, but if you try to covet his oxen, he'll punch your lights out.

No I have to forgive him

Laughing out loud

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