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And back to the 'outrage', with all the high profile cases involving rape and sexual assault in the news, is a sexual assault a sexual assault if it's consensual?

Sky Sports Presenter Charlie Webster is going to raise money for Women's Aid by running between 40 football ground across the country. To get publicity for this worthy cause, she went on the radio and admitted that she too had been sexually assaulted as a 15 year old by her coach.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25740082

But the things she says have a strange tone to them -

"Not one time in my head did I think 'I'm being sexually assaulted', because if I did, I would have done something about it."

"I got quite close to the running coach because you do," she said.

"You should never touch a young girl anyway, but he very, very manipulatively and very slowly sexually assaulted me."

As it turns out, this coach was a complete wrong 'un, got a 10 year sentence and was put on the sex offenders register, but it had nothing to do with Charlie Webster, it was another younger girl who kept a diary of events and went to the police.

I'm not denying that Charlie Webster was sexually exploited because she had the hots for her coach or that engaging in underage sex is acceptable in any way, just asking if this is an actual 'assault'?

Is this it then, the new 'Get out of jail free card' for all women who've had inappropriate sex? I was assaulted and I didn't even realise I was being assaulted or think I was being assaulted, but I'm a woman, the perennial victim, incapable of sin or malice in either deed or thought throughout time and in all perpetuity? So because I had sex and it was wrong, I must have been assaulted?

So was Charlie Webster actually assaulted or is she pulling out this chapter of her sexual life in order to get some cheap publicity and jumping on the media bandwagon? Does her 'assault' dilute or devalue the victims of much more graphic, non-consensual and violent assaults? Or is one just as bad as the other?

I'm not making a judgement or declaration, just throwing it out there for people to make their own decisions.

The whole of the 6 o clock news so far today has been about perv men abusing kids.
This is cheerful!

We definitely need an 'amusing' news story about a dog surfing right about now.

I really don't like the way the guy is eyeing this dog:

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Quote: zooo @ 15th January 2014, 6:15 PM GMT

The whole of the 6 o clock news so far today has been about perv men abusing kids.

Sadly zooo all this business with these celebs is the tip of a huge terrifying iceberg

The other day the Express ran a story about a female mp accused of abusing a boy

A guy called Bill Maloney has recently been interviewed on radio about this case and others

Fast forward this mp3 to around the 50 min mark and listen to what he has to say

It's ....

Well , there's no words

http://www.mediafire.com/?23mc6zyiyt54rq8

Quote: zooo @ 15th January 2014, 6:15 PM GMT

We definitely need an 'amusing' news story about a dog surfing right about now.

Not a surfing dog, but a couple being asked to pay a whopping fine for taking their kids out of school for a week long holiday -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-25733272

Now if it was exam time or summat, I'd put on my angry hat, but it was the last week of September and the law has only recently been changed. I think an official warning from the school would have sufficed instead of actual court orders.

Quote: zooo @ 15th January 2014, 6:15 PM GMT

We definitely need an 'amusing' news story about a dog surfing right about now.

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Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th January 2014, 8:58 PM GMT

What do we make of this story chums?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-25733272

Snap!

Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th January 2014, 8:58 PM GMT

What do we make of this story chums?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-25733272

We always went on holiday during term time, it was cheaper and there was a lot of us. Don't see the big deal, as long as you catch up.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 15th January 2014, 8:59 PM GMT

Not a surfing dog, but a couple being asked to pay a whopping fine for taking their kids out of school for a week long holiday -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-25733272

Now if it was exam time or summat, I'd put on my angry hat, but it was the last week of September and the law has only recently been changed. I think an official warning from the school would have sufficed instead of actual court orders.

How come we posted that within a minute of each other?

Must be physick.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 15th January 2014, 9:02 PM GMT

How come we posted that within a minute of each other?

Because we're both awesome stud muffins. Lovey

Quote: Matthew Stott @ 15th January 2014, 9:01 PM GMT

We always went on holiday during term time, it was cheaper and there was a lot of us. Don't see the big deal, as long as you catch up.

And let's not forget the classist bent to this story, the same people who gushed all over Emma Thompson's story about pulling her 12 year old daughter out of school for 6 months to traipse round the Far East will be the first to condemn the potato waffle family in this article.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 15th January 2014, 9:07 PM GMT

Because we're both awesome stud muffins. Lovey

That's straight back at you Good Buddy.

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Quote: Matthew Stott @ 15th January 2014, 9:43 PM GMT

Author makes $30k/month selling self published Bigfoot erotica: http://dlvr.it/4jRh3Q

Has Matt's account been hacked?

Quote: Ben @ 15th January 2014, 10:27 PM GMT

Has Matt's account been hacked?

No! Maybe..? No.

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