from Head (Blackadder II):
Mr Ploppy: "...although there is something lurking at the back of my head that bothers me..."
Blackadder: "It's probably a flea."
Favourite Blackadder insult? Page 5
Blackadder: Believe me, Baldrick, eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me... and this pencil.
"My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it"
Again the French get insulted.
"Ooooh it's real cat. They've even left the little tags on."
'If found please return to Mrs Hamilton'
"I never thought, in all my years, I'd be up to my shoulders in Lady Hamilton's pussy."
Tony Robinson revealed this alternate line in 'Cunning Night Out,' and added they couldn't make Rowan say the line.
Baldrick and Blackadder are talking in general. There is a knock at the door Blackadder says, "Baldrick get the door"and Baldrick leaves to answer this.
There is a loud crashing sound and Baldrick walks into the room with a door smashed over his head. Blackadder says, Baldrick you had better make this unbelievabley good
Flasheart also had some classic one liners. From Blackadder goes forth,
Always treat your kite like you treat your woman says Flasheart.
George replies , You mean take her home to meet your mother
Flasheart, No climb inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back
"Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough inside to cover a small water biscuit".
'F**k off Baldrick you f**king little f**king f**ker.'
'mmmmm----Doggie------Betty done a whoopsie on the carpet.'
Oops, sorry: wrong comedy show, in fact, wrong decade!
People who STILL quote Blackadder should be forced to fellate Rowan Atkinson. And if they quote it AND pass it off as their own, they should have to swallow too. That'll shut 'em up.
He doesn't know what came over him.
Is that cunning lingus?
Apologies if it's already been said, but:
'I have a notable stance'
'Yes, it says "here are my genitals, please kick them"'
My favourite Blackadder quotes
aka It's been 30 years now
1. Ah, Baldrick.
2. Hello there.
3. What is it now?
4. Ah, Baldrick!
5. I don't think so.
6. Really?
7. Not yet. Maybe later on.
8. Ah, Baldrick.
Weren't they awesome?
You may want the favourite Blackadder quotes thread, rather than insults?