Quote: lofthouse @ 13th January 2014, 9:46 PM GMTHa!
A taxidermist often rings our office asking to speak to my boss
I always always shout "tell him to get stuffed!" when he rings
Cos I'm dead funny me
I see a BBC 3 sitcom that just needs the cursory job of being written...
Quote: T.W. @ 13th January 2014, 9:54 PM GMTI see a BBC 3 sitcom that just needs the cursory job of being written...
Same way most of them get written.
Quote: sootyj @ 13th January 2014, 9:53 PM GMTTW it's just less typing.
Only one letter? For 'TW' as opposed to 'Tim'.
I'm changing my screen name to 'Tomorrow's World' - possibly even 'Tomorrow's World with Maggie Philbin'? That'll f**k ya!
Quote: Nogget @ 13th January 2014, 9:56 PM GMTSame way most of them get written.
Quote: T.W. @ 13th January 2014, 9:57 PM GMTOnly one letter? For 'TW' as opposed to 'Tim'.
I'm changing my screen name to 'Tomorrow's World' - possibly even 'Tomorrow's World with Maggie Philbin'? That'll f**k ya!
Please don't refer to Maggie as 'That'.
Quote: T.W. @ 13th January 2014, 9:51 PM GMTIf you hate me and what I've written then I'm Tim Walker... who is probably the biggest c**t of all.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 9th January 2014, 4:32 PM GMTWhere's Tim Walker
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 13th January 2014, 10:07 PM GMT
Alright, wanker?
Jesus, if Godot Taxis suddenly shows up it'll be like the misanthrope's version of 'This Is Your Life'....
"During your career you've enjoyed the support, envy, hatred and enforced abortions of some of Britain's most loved arseholes..." (Genuine quote from Eamon Andrews)
Quote: T.W. @ 13th January 2014, 10:09 PM GMTAlright, wanker?
Alright ya shitter. 
Was Eamon Andrews Jamaican
And if I type TW instead of Tim, 250,000 timesthat's 50,000 words.
That's a book man,that's a book.
Who?
Quote: Marc P @ 13th January 2014, 10:29 PM GMTWho?
I used to live with a chap, looked just like me, well in the evening he was blurry and in the morning he was hungover.
And in between he was f**king my wife.
So I gave him both barrels of the 12 gague.
Turns out he was made of glass.
Shot another mirror eh MP.
I learnt today they gave away a free mirror - with the first ever issue of The Daily Mirror
Wtf
Quote: sootyj @ 13th January 2014, 10:37 PM GMTShot another mirror eh MP.
F**ked one maybe 
Chip?
He's probably hiding again. I suspect he's under a witness protection scheme. 
Where is the delightful Scatterbrained Floozy aka the Robyn?!