Ah the scary poo lady, I wrote a skit about her being a political journalist examining politicians jobbies, fancy a peak anyone?
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So you've got your mojo back then?
Yes, by the way, go on then!
Quote: ian_w @ February 20, 2008, 11:54 PM
By the sound of things maybe that was an excuse cause she needed something to stick in the middle of her pantagon?
To be fair to her, I think it was actually that she didn't feel quite the same connection with it or something, not quite that she didn't LOVE it. Which kind of makes sense in a way, 'cos obviously there's a whole other culture, ethnicity etc etc that makes up that child, and her not being with the father any more (I don't think?) puts her entirely out of that particular 'loop'. If that makes sense? (Probably not at this time of night.)
Anyway, whatever she meant, she still seems to be just a bit of a nutjob.
Quote: sootyj @ February 20, 2008, 11:58 PMAh the scary poo lady, I wrote a skit about her being a political journalist examining politicians jobbies, fancy a peak anyone?
She's freaking WEIRD. I mean, you've got a woman who's, well, not in the best of health. She's as big as a baby elephant, to be blunt. But she's happy. Meanwhile, you've got a woman who pretends to have a doctorate in something vaguely related to what she does, sticks to a strict boring diet, and pokes around in other people's shit for a living.
Tell me.
Of the two, who needs to evaluate their life?
Quote: sootyj @ February 20, 2008, 11:58 PMAh the scary poo lady, I wrote a skit about her being a political journalist examining politicians jobbies, fancy a peak anyone?
Is there a mountain of them then?
Quote: Aaron @ February 21, 2008, 12:02 AMTo be fair to her, I think it was actually that she didn't feel quite the same connection with it or something, not quite that she didn't LOVE it. Which kind of makes sense in a way, 'cos obviously there's a whole other culture, ethnicity etc etc that makes up that child, and her not being with the father any more (I don't think?) puts her entirely out of that particular 'loop'. If that makes sense? (Probably not at this time of night.)
Anyway, whatever she meant, she still seems to be just a bit of a nutjob.
Now I dunno whether I should be hating her or not 
Well zooo said that she hates the gays, so she probably hates Jews too.
Every one loves Jews, we're like Care bears crossed with Strawberry Shortcake.
Quote: Aaron @ February 21, 2008, 12:26 AMWell zooo said that she hates the gays, so she probably hates Jews too.
Well you've got to admit they are a bit shit 
Quote: sootyj @ February 21, 2008, 12:28 AMEvery one loves Jews, we're like Care bears crossed with Strawberry Shortcake.
We have the best comedians I reckon
Quote: ian_w @ February 21, 2008, 12:29 AM
Well you've got to admit they are a bit shit
Hmm, alright, well maybe a few. 
I remember this song but I'm about to turn 40 and I was still at primary school when hit number 1 in the 70s.
Now, who remembers the spoof that the Barron Knights did of it in their song 'A taste of Aggro'?
It was medley of the Rivers of Babylon by Boney M, The Smurf Song and this Matchstalk toon. Here's the last bit...
With big rosettes and coloured scarves
They go to cheer their favourite stars
They all look forward to their Saturday's
There's one young lad walks down our street
With Bovver Boots upon his feet
And an aerosol can of paint he freely sprays
And he painted Grandad's Bike and next door's cats and dogs
He sprayed a couple on the corner of the street, they were having a snog
He fell down on his can, and his aerosol wen't 'bang'
And all they found was a flat cap and his gloves
On a separate note, it was interesting that in the nigh on 500 albums and singles that my wife and I have between us we only doubled up on the Barron Knights single above, War of the Worlds and the Best of the Lightning Seeds.
Quote: Aaron @ February 21, 2008, 12:32 AMHmm, alright, well maybe a few.
Joel, he's insulting you!
Nah I reckon I'm one of the good ones, who cares about the rest of you, that the great Aaron won't spare.
Quote: Tuumble @ February 21, 2008, 12:32 AMOn a separate note, it was interesting that in the nigh on 500 albums and singles that my wife and I have between us we only doubled up on the Barron Knights single above, War of the Worlds and the Best of the Lightning Seeds.
Only 500 between you? I dunno - no wonder you bought the Barron Knights.
Actually I saw them live a couple of times and they were really good. I almost remember the words to all their earlier stuff.
Arrant shites
I think you're right anyway, with a name like Aaron, probably Aaron Cohen, I think he's one of us.