Nil Putters
Tuesday 14th January 2014 10:03am [Edited]
A galaxy far, far away or
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 13th January 2014, 1:20 PM GMT
The Daily Mail writes:
There was outrage today when it came to light that an ex-junkie drugged his family to steal a laptop before shooting an innocent man outside his home. The offender was then sentenced to a four minute plane ride on a private jet.
When asked why he did it, Holmes replied 'He was trying to stitch up my mate's wife'. Unemployed Mary Watson was unavailable for comment but the Mail has recently discovered rumours that she too has a history of violence and murder.
Her equally violent, gun toting husband John Watson had this to say when confronted by our journalist 'He had to do it, we've got a kid on the way'. It is understood that Westminster social services are looking into the case and will be seeking a court order to put the child into care.
I enjoyed it, although Sherlock shooting the baddie was a bit of a let down. I thought he was going to have planted the gun on him, giving Mycroft's men a reason to shoot him (dead) as he found it on himself and pulled it out. As for Moriaty, if you watched right until the end of the credits he popped up again, in person. And if Sherlock can fake his death, why not Moriaty?