danphobic
Friday 10th January 2014 9:08pm [Edited]
london
224 posts
I really like the concept of a neurotic wolf talking through his existential angst with a psychiatrist. I felt maybe there is a lot more wolf-workplace specific comedy gold that could be mined from that concept.
You touched on the prejudice that chris faces in teh workplace and there is tons of shit you could get out of that.
Get HR involved! Make wolf equality in the workplace an issue.
"so jean from finance brought her new baby in the other day to show the girls and of course, its gone missing or somebody has eaten it or something.
WHO is the first person that gets called into the managers office........? Me! Of course, yeah right, blame the wolf! Everyone knows Jim from the printroom has been stealing muller fruit corners from the fridge at lunchtime, but Oh No, it must be chris! because he's the wolf"
" It's so unfair, we went on a paintball team building exercise to nevertree woods and when it was my practice go, the instructor made a point of saying I should feel right at home in the woods, and everyone laughed, I was so mortified. I should have bit his throat off but instead all I could manage is ' yeah ha ha hope there's no grannies living here'. Not only that but I'm sure there are rumours about my cross dressing. I didn't ask to be like this. But ever since that f**king bitch told everyone I was wearing her grannies clothes I just can't seem to escape it! It was a crazy party, I'd had a bit too much to drink and her grannies nighty looked comfy, that's was it. I just don't think I will ever fit in. We had a board meeting the other day and I was really excited because I'd made so much progress on expanding capital finance that our margins were predicted to sky rocket. Unfortunately when Peter was giving his updates my worms were itching something chronic. I didnt want to disrupt the meeting so I excused my self to the back of the room and quitely dragged myself along on carpet. They have those lovely stiff office carpet tiles which really give you some relief and you know what? Even though they were all pretending not to notice, I just know deep down they were making eyes at each other as though it was a big deal. Oh big deal! Chris is having a little scratch, but he's also been instrumental in at least 3 of the companies biggest mergers, but no, rectal itching is not on! Well I'm soooo sorry! "