Hello

I'm dan
I'm into all sorts.
Apparently the 'restraining' order says I'm not allowed to contact Bertie at his home address or keep speaking to his children at their school or the local recreation areas- within 20 meters or something silly like that. I made one ill timed joke to misses Basset about wanting to 'liquorish her allsorts' in Budgens and she flew off the handle and Bertie hasn't returned my calls since.
But anyways just dropping by to say hi. Would like a place to post inane drivel and find people who will tell me to leave quietly and stop ruining it for everyone. I sometimes write stuff but mostly get my kicks out of trying to belittle other people, vegan porn, salafist beauty regimes, diy dictator appeasement, 18th century anal restorations, alchoholism as a concept, wronging canines and touching God ( inappropriately).

Are you a wild and crazy guy Dan?

Quote: Marc P @ 10th January 2014, 11:56 PM GMT

Are you a wild and crazy guy Dan?

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'wacky' is the word you are looking for marc. It's perhaps my favourite word of all time. It means I am 'kooky and have a 'kooky personality' that is interesting and different, which makes me feel special and loved. But not love in the same way my foster dad meant.

I think wacky and kooky definitely sums up this forum and its members danphobic so if you're drowning in love here, it's normal. Welcome!

Thanks!

I would just like to point out that I was horribly horribly drunk when I wrote that intro. I have nothing against the bassett family or sweets in general. I don't hang around playgrounds. But I do drink on my own in my bedroom and let's face it, tortured alcoholics are cool. I think, in a way, it's the same as smoking, which everyone knows is the universal indicator of coolness.
I actually didn't say anything whatsoever in my intro post and I will have to admit, when I was saying that I am 'wacky' and 'kooky', I was actually being facetious *hangs head* because I think marc p may have been pointing out that all that crazy jazz I was spoutin' off back there, is not gonna earn me no points in no comedy forums.
But as dizzee says, 'fix up, look sharp', which rings true not only for job interviews but also, internet forums. I think what I am trying to say is:
' R-E-S-P-C-E-T-C, find out what it means to me!'
and as everyone knows, no-one takes the piss out of Aretha,
unless of course you are a dyslexic Urologist.

I completely lost my train of thought but I am going to stop rabbiting now because I am aware that once again, I may have had one too many vodka lemsips ( my favourite).

I'm nice really! Feel my warmth. Go on, touch it!

I feel I like the cut of your gib Dan.

Quote: danphobic @ 10th January 2014, 11:52 PM GMT

Would like a place to post inane drivel

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Facebook and Twitter, no worries. The drivel here tends to be slightly higher quality than that to which you may be accustomed.

You weren't taking Bassetts

Welcome to the site!

howdy