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Two hookers woke up in the morning and one said to the other.
'Ere Sharon my mouth feels like the bottom of a parrots cage.' The other said ... 'I'm not surprised you had a cockatoo in it last night!'
That's a pro joke.
that is an old joke poorly framed with a smutty architecture
Quote: Marc P @ 11th January 2014, 10:54 PM GMTTwo hookers woke up in the morning and one said to the other.
'Ere Sharon my mouth feels like the bottom of a parrots cage.' The other said ... 'I'm not surprised you had a cockatoo in it last night!'That's a pro joke.
Never heard anyone use the word 'cockatoo' in a humourous fashion before. You've definitely hit on something there.
Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 10:56 PM GMTthat is an old joke poorly framed with a smutty architecture
Yeah but I wrote it 
so there!
I say I say why did the RSPCA put Sherlock Holmes on the sex offenders register
Because he went every where with a deer stalker
Because of Watson his cock!
Why did Sherlock Holmes play 12 inch Jenga
Because the game is a foot Watson
Sherlock and Watson attending the annual woodland animals motivational conference,
Sherlock is told to leave because he kept trying to wear the Deers talker.
Quote: Marc P @ 11th January 2014, 11:08 PM GMTBecause of Watson his cock!
I really like that.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 11th January 2014, 11:10 PM GMTWhy did Sherlock Holmes play 12 inch Jenga
Because the game is a foot Watson
I prefer that
We know you do pervert ,
Quote: danphobic @ 11th January 2014, 11:17 PM GMTI really like that.
Cheers. 
I'm here all week
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 11th January 2014, 5:44 PM GMTMy father was a failed epileptic. No great shakes.
just finished a speech on happy marriages for a guy from UAE
resisted adding
Women can't live with them
Can't live without them
Can't have them stoned to death
actually you can.
I told the doctor I have an irresistible urge to get an hacksaw and cut into high voltage live cables.
He said it was a phase I'm going through
I want to be a mover and shaker. So I joined the epileptics association.