Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 9:54 PM GMTMarcP if you lick a gentlemans anus then you are liable to find yourself at face level with their scrotal sack.
You're lack of technical knowledge makes me think you should never write pornography.
Unless he's referring to losing his job for beating his boss at basketball, due to his excessively wicked skills.
Isn't it round the other end?
MarcP I suspect living in the forgotten corner of England that you do, there are very many poor inbred mutants, with genitals growing from their chins.
So I bought my mum 2 rings with a grizzly on one and a teddy on them.
The next day she vanished.
I didn't see her for a month.
Then I found the 2 rings down the back of my sofa and there was a knock on the door.
It was my mum.
Where have you been I asked
Lost my bear rings she said.
Quote: Marc P @ 11th January 2014, 10:03 PM GMTIsn't it round the other end?
Ha ha brilliant. Let's sit here and analyse the respective percentages of sack matter you can view from the only two possible vantage points, the front and the back.
I mean I'm going to presume(really) that the act of rimming is easier if the rimmee is bent over a little, most rear end activity depicted on those online short films you can see on some of those specialist sites that you are not allowed to look at at work, most rear end activity involves a degree of bending, I think it increases the erm, access? Anyway the point I'm trying to make is I think you can see the balls from both ends. I don't know. If I ever get the opportunity I will try to remember this thread and come back and qualify that.
Quote: danphobic @ 11th January 2014, 10:13 PM GMTHa ha brilliant. Let's sit here and analyse the respective percentages of sack matter you can view from the only two possible vantage points, the front and the back.
I mean I'm going to presume(really) that the act of rimming is easier if the rimmee is bent over a little, most rear end activity depicted on those online short films you can see on some of those specialist sites that you are not allowed to look at at work, most rear end activity involves a degree of bending, I think it increases the erm, access? Anyway the point I'm trying to make is I think you can see the balls from both ends. I don't know. If I ever get the opportunity I will try to remember this thread and come back and qualify that.
Was it your friend who told you then?
Keeps this up MarcP and you'll get the sack.
If a joke is absolute bollocks it helps nobody to pretend otherwise. Comedy is truth.
Quote: Marc P @ 11th January 2014, 10:15 PM GMTWas it your friend who told you then?
yes, I honestly, honestly didn't know anything about rimming and it actually was a good friend of mine who had to tell me all about it.
During a circle jerk.
Quote: danphobic @ 11th January 2014, 10:22 PM GMTyes, I honestly, honestly knew very little about rimming and it actually was a good friend of mine who had to tell me all about it.
During a circle jerk.
No idea what you are talking about now. But good for you being honest. Comedy is about honesty at its best .
Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 9:54 PM GMTMarcP if you lick a gentlemans anus then you are liable to find yourself at face level with their scrotal sack.
That chat up line may have worked
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 11th January 2014, 10:32 PM GMTThat chat up line may have worked
I can confirm it didn't!
Israeli army marks death of Ariel Sharon with a 21 gun salute aimed at the centre of Gaza
Ariel dies at home after long battle with illness,
Mermaid community in shock.
Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 10:35 PM GMTIsraeli army marks death of Ariel Sharon with a 21 gun salute aimed at the centre of Gaza
Jokoid. You can do better.
Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 10:35 PM GMTIsraeli army marks death of Ariel Sharon with a 21 gun salute aimed at the centre of Gazza
Sir Alex Ferguson..not bothered.
thats a brilliant joke I defy you to write a better one.
Lol f**k off I am a pro 
The Gaza Strip celebrates today. The rest of the world prefers a Brazilian.