British Comedy Guide

Sootyj Christmas Classics 6

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THE KID FROM THE SNOWMAN HAS JUST FINISHED MAKING THE SNOWMAN, HE RUNS INSIDE HIS HOUSE AND IS ABOUT TO GO UP THE STAIRS. HE SEE'S THE XMAS TREE IN THE LOUNGE WITH PRESENTS BENEATH IT

THE KID TIP TOES INTO THE ROOM AND CAREFULLY PEELS BACK THE WRAPPER ON THE BIGGEST PRESENT AND SEE'S THE CORNER OF A BOX, IT READS

PS3(not not A PS4 this is important)

THE BOYS FACE HARDENS, HE GOES INTO THE KITCHEN AND THEN WALKS BACK OUT TO THE GARDEN CARRYING, A KITCHEN KNIFE, 2 CHIPOLATAS AND A SLICE OF ORANGE.

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THE NEXT DAY SEVERAL AMBULANCE MEN ARE CARRYING OUT LUMPY BODY BAGS APPARENTLY CONTAINING THE BUTCHERED REMAINS OF A COUPLE OF PARENTS, THE SNOW MAN ARMED WITH A BLOODY KNIFE IS STANDING OFF A DOZEN POLICE OFFICERS AND SOLDIERS ARMED WITH STEAMING KETTLES, THE CHIPOLATAS HAVE GIVEN IT CRAZY EYEBROWS AND THE UPTURNED ORANGE A SCOWL, THE SMILING KID IS BEING GIVEN A PS4 BY A BORED SOCIAL WORKER IN A SANTA HAT

'Police officers and soldiers armed with steaming kettles' made that sketch for me.

Kind of has a Viz feel to it; clever but leaves me a bit cold.

Well it is set into winter and its snowing, so obviously I have mastered empathic writing

oh and thanks as well Shandy

Quote: sootyj @ 21st December 2013, 5:51 PM GMT

Well it is set into winter and its snowing, so obviously I have mastered empathic writing

oh and thanks as well Shandy

Quite bizarre but the visuals are amusing.

Btw, "empathic"? not "empathetic"? There is a difference.

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