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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 7th January 2014, 11:58 PM GMT

Facebook yet again -

People who post up news reports about missing people in their local area pleading that someone finds them soon.

How many times do I have to tell them? I don't do that anymore. If they've gone missing then it's no fault of mine (this time).

James your patio looks amazing, have you relaid it again

What constitutes being missing these days? Not returning a poke? Maybe it's when that "seen" notification doesn't appear in an instant message.

They're not missing, they just can't be arsed to unfriend you.

Quote: sootyj @ 8th January 2014, 12:00 AM GMT

James your patio looks amazing, have you relaid it again

Yes, but living on the second floor of my building might be attracting suspicion, time to invest in some sort of hot wax life size dolly making equipment.

Quote: Lee @ 8th January 2014, 12:02 AM GMT

They're not missing, they just can't be arsed to unfriend you.

:O

That's not true, I get unfriended all the time I'll have you know.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 8th January 2014, 12:04 AM GMT

:O

That's not true, I get unfriended all the time I'll have you know.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Ben @ 7th January 2014, 11:10 PM GMT

You have relatives? I thought you rose from a petri dish.

He's a CARPARK... Irish workers rolled him out of a tar machine, which is why he thinks he is Irish and why he is so tall.

Geek

Quote: billwill @ 8th January 2014, 12:37 AM GMT

He's a CARPARK... Irish workers rolled him out of a tar machine, which is why he thinks he is Irish and why he is so tall.

:D

Buskers who think playing music means randomly banging a drum and couples who have stupid childish arguments where I have to wait for the bus.

'Just saying. . . . '

'Just asking. . . '

Telling someone on Facebook that they're just plain wrong about something. They act like I've broken into their homes, punched their kids in the face and shat on the carpet. People are such territorial little Hitlers when it comes to their FB pages.

This is how wars start doncha know.

Yeah, like when Hitler defriended Chamberlain.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 11th January 2014, 12:40 AM GMT

Yeah, like when Hitler defriended Chamberlain.

Laughing out loud

I hold in my hand a status update from Adolfin69, he has pressed 'Like' on my Anti-War inspirational message. LOLZ!

booyah to renegade and rocker, although that world war 2 in tweets feed is shite

January Dryathalon AKA Lie-athalon. Just been out to pick up my beer and both the supermarket and the pubs are heaving with lying scumbags throwing grog down their necks.

I love the fact that you see a campaign, you disagree with and then assume that everyone else automatically subscribes to it.

You're like the Omega man.

Quote: sootyj @ 11th January 2014, 7:38 PM GMT

I love the fact that you see a campaign, you disagree with and then assume that everyone else automatically subscribes to it.

My ire isn't behind the usual 'look at me, martyring myself for charity, love me for my awesomeness', it's that so many people are duplicitous scumbags and pathetic liars. If they're not out having a sneaky drink, then the junkies are sat at home, spliffed off their tits.

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