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Oscar in his cute little santa hat.
He put a dead mouse in my bed later that night.
Ooh, sorry that's bigger than I thought!
Quote: zooo @ 9th January 2014, 10:26 PM GMThttp://happyjar.com/comic/business-cat/ lols.
Quote: Jennie @ 9th January 2014, 10:32 PM GMTHe put a dead mouse in my bed later that night.
That cat is unbelievably solemn-looking. I think you've smuggled him into Court once too often.
As every Christmas, he had put up a good 20 minute resistance to being clothed in a novelty festive way. I think the photo was the final humiliation.
He's also old now and in pain quite a lot. It makes me sad. 
(Presumably, him too).
I have inherited another cat from my daughter as it was causing a row in her house. I may post a picture of said cat.
Oooh!
OUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR IN HIS FAVOURITE ARM CHAIR UNDER A CANVAS TENT WITH A BIG RED CROSS ON IT, EVERY SURFACE OF HIS PARLOUR IS COVERED IN CATS OF THE MANGY AND MOST LIKELY DISEASED VARIETY.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Whose put bloody barbed wire on the stairs, was it you thou, muddled headed nit wit of a husband?
OUR WILL CAM
You leave that bloody barbed wire alone woman, it's the only thingthat's keep our cat refugee camp safe.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Our daughter sends up one blasted cat for us to take care of. And thou turn our parlour into a refugee camp.
OUR WILL CAM
Well they were doing unspeakable things to yon moggy, making it wear daft ats and photographing it to humiliate it. And forcing it to perform unGodly acts. Besides we should get some farthings from the UN and the cats protection league
MRS OUR WILL CAM
That were you, yon interspecies sodomite.
OUR WILL CAM
There were nowt on telly.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Well I need to use the outside faccilities.
OUR WILL CAM
Not with out UN military escort thou won't, use the upstairs faccilities I installed.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
What upstairs faccilities?
OUR WILL CAM
The bucket I bought from poundland and sling it out the window, like that fancy Nigella Lawson does.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Are thee not worried about how yon faithful whippet Sootyj will take it, that parlous was promised to him and his people by Peter Kay 3000 years ago.
OUR WILL CAM
He can bugger off the mangy mutt.
SOOTYJ WALKS INTO THE PARLOUR WITH SEVERAL PACKS OF SEMTEX STRAPPED TO HIS SIDES AND A DETONATOR IN HIS MOUTH.
OUR WILL CAM
Why you ungrateful....
LOUD EXPLOSION FOLLOWED BY THE SOUND OF SEVERAL HUNDRED CATS FLEEING
THE DUST CLEARS LEAVING A SOOT STAINED WILL CAM SITTING IN THE RUIN OF HIS LOUNGE WITH HIS HAT ON UPSIDE DOWN
OUR WILL CAM
Turned out shite again.
Wow. Some of them are amazing!
Quote: Nil Putters @ 11th January 2014, 12:57 AM GMT
Quote: sootyj @ 9th January 2014, 11:57 PM GMTOUR WILL CAM IS SITTING IN HIS PARLOUR IN HIS FAVOURITE ARM CHAIR UNDER A CANVAS TENT WITH A BIG RED CROSS ON IT, EVERY SURFACE OF HIS PARLOUR IS COVERED IN CATS OF THE MANGY AND MOST LIKELY DISEASED VARIETY.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Whose put bloody barbed wire on the stairs, was it you thou, muddled headed nit wit of a husband?OUR WILL CAM
You leave that bloody barbed wire alone woman, it's the only thingthat's keep our cat refugee camp safe.MRS OUR WILL CAM
Our daughter sends up one blasted cat for us to take care of. And thou turn our parlour into a refugee camp.OUR WILL CAM
Well they were doing unspeakable things to yon moggy, making it wear daft ats and photographing it to humiliate it. And forcing it to perform unGodly acts. Besides we should get some farthings from the UN and the cats protection leagueMRS OUR WILL CAM
That were you, yon interspecies sodomite.OUR WILL CAM
There were nowt on telly.MRS OUR WILL CAM
Well I need to use the outside faccilities.OUR WILL CAM
Not with out UN military escort thou won't, use the upstairs faccilities I installed.MRS OUR WILL CAM
What upstairs faccilities?OUR WILL CAM
The bucket I bought from poundland and sling it out the window, like that fancy Nigella Lawson does.MRS OUR WILL CAM
Are thee not worried about how yon faithful whippet Sootyj will take it, that parlous was promised to him and his people by Peter Kay 3000 years ago.OUR WILL CAM
He can bugger off the mangy mutt.SOOTYJ WALKS INTO THE PARLOUR WITH SEVERAL PACKS OF SEMTEX STRAPPED TO HIS SIDES AND A DETONATOR IN HIS MOUTH.
OUR WILL CAM
Why you ungrateful....LOUD EXPLOSION FOLLOWED BY THE SOUND OF SEVERAL HUNDRED CATS FLEEING
THE DUST CLEARS LEAVING A SOOT STAINED WILL CAM SITTING IN THE RUIN OF HIS LOUNGE WITH HIS HAT ON UPSIDE DOWNOUR WILL CAM
Turned out shite again.
you do make me laugh old boy.
Eee I thought it were reet gradely.