British Comedy Guide

The BCG bar. Page 42

Sunny side up David?

Bourbon, bourbon and MORE BOURBON!

With some Coke.

They dunk better in a cuppa

Quote: L.E. @ October 31 2013, 9:51 AM GMT

Sunny side up David?

ooh er missus, arf snigger, titter

Just a bag of pork scratchings tonight, please?

I'll have some Knob Creek, please. What's that you say? zooo has already polished it all off? Well I never...

We've got a karaoke machine in.

*swigs back pint and leaves*

" No, no. Don't go.'

"Oh let him. Miserable old git that he is."

Two more Fanny Chasers please barman. With ice this time.

What's happening white people!

No, I still can't pull that off.
Just a pint of Dry Blackthorn then please barkeep

FIRE FIRE!!

THE BARS ON FIRE !!!

Ok just a half of Dry Blackthorn please

*is barred*

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th January 2014, 9:37 PM GMT

FIRE FIRE!!

THE BARS ON FIRE !!!

*shakes bottle of ginger beer, opens cap & directs the beer at the flames*

Quote: billwill @ 11th January 2014, 12:45 AM GMT

*shakes bottle of ginger beer, opens cap & directs the beer at the flames*

:D

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