I think she looks lovely
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Quote: sootyj @ 9th January 2014, 9:56 PM GMTRCP you're not having a Kim Jung Un moment are you, where everyone thinks like you....
And you're not going to tune in to see lady MPs moose knuckle? I'm all for Internet White Knighting, but not when it's taken to extremes of absurdity.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th January 2014, 9:57 PM GMTThey'll have to top up the pool once that lot hits it.
Yeah she looks about a size 12/14. F**king obese that is...
Get a grip, lads!
[insert highly 'amusing' puns about getting a grip. ON HER TITS. LOLZ!!1111111111!]
And so on.
Quote: sootyj @ 9th January 2014, 9:59 PM GMTI think she looks lovely
I'm with you soots, I was not using 'sturdy bird' as an insult. Plus what are the other choices - Eric Pickles in Speedos? (weird boner time)
I think Boris should do it.
Quote: zooo @ 9th January 2014, 10:03 PM GMTI think Boris should do it.
You just want to see if the drapes match the carpet you filthy strumpet.
Quote: zooo @ 9th January 2014, 10:03 PM GMTI think Boris should do it.
Only if they've drained the pool.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 9th January 2014, 10:04 PM GMTYou just want to see if the drapes match the carpet you filthy strumpet.
I just gagged.
*Rummages for photo of attractive man to try and redeem this page*
Quote: zooo @ 9th January 2014, 10:06 PM GMTI just gagged.
Quote: zooo @ 9th January 2014, 10:02 PM GMTYeah she looks about a size 12/14. F**king obese that is...
I was once told, whilst in Kenya, that I looked "like a big, strong woman who could pull a plough in the field and keep a man full up at home". I was a size 12, max.
We are now happily married.
Ricky Kaiser Chief is suddenly all saucy in those The Voice trailers.
He was always cute but now he's rather sexy.
Can't find a good pic though. 
Quote: Jennie @ 9th January 2014, 10:12 PM GMTI was once told, whilst in Kenya, that I looked "like a big, strong woman who could pull a plough in the field and keep a man full up at home". I was a size 12, max.
We are now happily married.
What a keeper.
Before and after... something.
Quote: zooo @ 9th January 2014, 10:13 PM GMTRicky Kaiser Chief is suddenly all saucy in those The Voice trailers.
He was always cute but now he's rather sexy.Can't find a good pic though.
Yikes!
Quote: zooo @ 9th January 2014, 10:16 PM GMTRicky Kaiser Chief is suddenly all saucy in those The Voice trailers.
He was always cute but now he's rather sexy.
He's certainly scrubbed up. I've just spent 2 minutes looking at photos thinking "not sure the fake tan does much for him" only to realise that I was looking at Ricky Martin photos by mistake 